Goodbye, Pope Benedict, We Hardly Knew Ya’

By Ellis Red February 28, 2013 @ 12:49 PM

Today is not the day to be bitching about how Pope Benedict oversaw the largest child buggery conspiracy in the history of the world. How he spent his time in the clergy ordering the cover-ups of an endless line of priests butt-raping an endless line of boys in the rectory, the scope and magnitude of his pedophiliac perpetrations so vast and inconceivably horrid that people have all but forgotten to bring up his young adulthood time in the Hitler Youth (and you’ve got to rape a bunch of kids before people suddenly remember to forget your Hitler connections).

Nope. Today is not the day for that. So here’s your gold watch and a set of golf clubs, Pope Benedict. Enjoy the sunsets.

wwtdd

(9) Comments

  1. batmans_assistant 02/28/2013 13:02

    How he spent his time in the clergy ordering the cover-ups of an endless line of priests butt-raping an endless line of boys in the rectory, the scope and magnitude of his pedophiliac perpetrations so vast and inconceivably horrid that people have all but forgotten to bring up his young adulthood time in the Hitler Youth (and you’ve got to rape a bunch of kids before people suddenly remember to forget your Hitler connections).

    One sentence. Jesus.

  2. Butt Plug 02/28/2013 13:21

    I hope they give him the golden shaft

  3. Richie526 02/28/2013 14:27

    I somehow doubt the validity of the number of victims…..gay people and lawyers out for a fast buck?

  4. Lick-it 02/28/2013 14:59

    Besides being totally untrue allegations…..this is a fucking STUPID post…..

    Most Catholic Church assaults took place in 60s 70s 80s…….(i.e. “100 years ago” as the cool kids like to write…)

    He did NOT become Pope until 2005…

  5. Conal 02/28/2013 20:35

    Hey but the fag priests can be forgiven if they say they’re sorry, but fag fags can’t because they’re not sorry and just go about decorating the hell out of their houses.

  6. BrendanIsRetarded 02/28/2013 20:51

    Lick-it, you pedo-apologizer. Are you that fucking stupid? Before he was Pope, Ratzinger was a cardinal and a bishop. He was in the clergy in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. And the accusation wasn’t that he was diddling kiddies (although I think it’s highly probable that he was), it’s that he was aiding and abetting the molesters.

    Since you obviously don’t pay attention to anything that doesn’t involve a priest’s dick in your own mouth, it is common knowledge that it was Ratzinger’s job (assigned by the Pope at Ratzinger’s request), as Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, to handle relocation of child sex abusers and to hide the details from the local authorities.

    He is the biggest enabler of kid-fucking since Macaulay Culkin’s parents rented him out to Michael Jackson.

  7. tonyk 02/28/2013 22:01

    Lick-it…sounds like something you do at church, under his robe.
    Does it matter how old it is? I know a guy in my community who was butt plugged by a priest when he was young, and every time this issue pops up, he’s on the news rightfully complaining about it. And yes, it’s still happening: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/06/16866237-la-police-pore-over-12000-pages-of-priest-abuse-records-for-leads?lite

  8. lumptydumpty 02/28/2013 23:49

    I don’t come here for news about the holy fuckin’ see.

  9. SexyRicardSimmons 03/01/2013 00:44

    Give the guy a break! He was a Hitler Youth, that shits money!

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