Today is not the day to be bitching about how Pope Benedict oversaw the largest child buggery conspiracy in the history of the world. How he spent his time in the clergy ordering the cover-ups of an endless line of priests butt-raping an endless line of boys in the rectory, the scope and magnitude of his pedophiliac perpetrations so vast and inconceivably horrid that people have all but forgotten to bring up his young adulthood time in the Hitler Youth (and you’ve got to rape a bunch of kids before people suddenly remember to forget your Hitler connections).
Nope. Today is not the day for that. So here’s your gold watch and a set of golf clubs, Pope Benedict. Enjoy the sunsets.