is Scarlett Johansson engaged?

By brendon February 20, 2013 @ 6:43 PM


If this were your local news, I could say, “Is Scarlett Johansson engaged, and is there a connection to Natalie Holloway killer Joran van der Sloot?” And then 20 minutes later I’d say I have no idea about either one of those things but Scarlet was wearing some kind of ring in New York. Local news can honestly go fuck itself.

(images of scarlett and her french journalist boyfriend romain dauriac = inf)

(58) Comments

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    PunkA 02/20/2013 19:00

    The more I learn about her, the more I realize what a trainwreck she is personally.

    Hot, great tits, but girl has some issues. Buckwheat don’t like crazy ass white girls.

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/20/2013 21:09

    “French journalist boyfriend”??

    The answer is right in front of you. Since he is obviously homosexual, why would she be getting married to him?

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/20/2013 21:11

    Btw, This fucken website won’t let you post the word F*A*G.


  4. avatar
    Pottz 02/21/2013 12:05

    WHy??? This story is stupid!! TITS!!!

    Jesus you’re a loser dude…

  5. avatar
    MacDaddy 02/21/2013 13:00

    what happened to the Elisha story?

  6. avatar
    manram 02/21/2013 13:42

    Yeah, are posts being deleted again?

    I used to check this site for the humor, now its for the brendrama.

  7. avatar
    PunkA 02/21/2013 16:14

    Brendrama is right. Dude must be in another coked out stupor today. Dude needs to learn to handle his hobbies better.

  8. avatar
    SpaceMonkey 02/21/2013 16:36

    Well he made it about a week. Congrats.

  9. avatar
    Heisenberg 02/21/2013 16:45

    “Things will get better starting Monday” post in 3, 2, 1….

  10. avatar
    RangerLG 02/21/2013 17:06

    Judging by the posts on this topic I can see why it is a Crowd Favorite.

  11. avatar
    Pottz 02/21/2013 17:15

    This dude runs this website like a little bitch!

  12. avatar
    SpaceMonkey 02/21/2013 21:28

    The new changes and dedication to the website are really working out. You actually had negative postings today since you didn’t update the site today and actually a couple stories were deleted from yesterday. It’s an odd way to run a site, but you are the ‘expert’.

  13. avatar
    sgraf_x 02/21/2013 22:04

    HAHAHA, dude is awol again. You know you substance abuse problem is serious when it keeps you from your job. And that job is to post 4 times a day to a website.

  14. avatar
    EDH 02/21/2013 23:28

    Tyler’s not here. Tyler went away. Tyler’s gone.. again.

  15. avatar
    redneckwordsofwisdom 02/22/2013 01:48

    Go try another job where you actually show up and work hard. Every day. And staring at naked celebs never, ever, ever enters into your job description and if you say something off color or rude you get fired. Then, on Monday when you realize that the real world sucks, come back and post a photo about Lohan and tell us how great her chest is but how stupid she is. Make us laugh monkey.

  16. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/22/2013 11:03

    Some coke dealer made a lot of money this weekend off of one blogger.

  17. avatar
    Digital Wonderbread 02/22/2013 11:24

    “I’m here to be entertained. Why aren’t you entertaining me? Fuck you for not entertaining me.”

    That’s pretty much the summary of all the dickhead comments. To be fair, you guys are excellent dickheads. Few are better dickheads.

  18. avatar
    TheBlackReturns 02/22/2013 13:02

    May the post that got deleted got him in some trouble. It’s weird that it got deleted.

  19. avatar
    fgphelps 02/22/2013 14:26

    “I’m here to be entertained. Why aren’t you entertaining me? Fuck you for not entertaining me.”

    I go into pizza hut:

    ‘I’m here to be fed. Why aren’t you feeding me? Fuck you for not feeding me.’

    While it seems dickish you have to realize their one job is to feed people as brendon’s is to entertain. If you can’t do the one thing you have to do to make a living, get a new job.

  20. avatar
    Digital Wonderbread 02/22/2013 14:32

    “I go into pizza hut:

    ‘I’m here to be fed. Why aren’t you feeding me? Fuck you for not feeding me.’”

    Of course you’re right. I mean, I go to a restaurant and if I don’t get fed I just sit there complaining about it to anyone who’ll listen. And I’ll stay at that restaurant for days until that employee wises up and gives me what I’m looking for.

    Go to another restaurant? Why?

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