Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks shes getting married again

By brendon February 14, 2013 @ 4:54 PM

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Anxious to prove she hasn’t learned a single thing about how her palpable desperation scares away every guy she ever dates, Jennifer Love Hewitt has asked her boyfriend and “Client List” co-star, Brian Hallisay, to move in with her.

“Jennifer has totally flipped for Brian,” a longtime friend told The ENQUIRER. “She firmly believes he’s ‘the one’ and she’s determined not to let him get away.
“She said, ‘I want to wake up next to him every day! So I told him he should just move in!’”
“Jennifer has a history of falling for many of her male co-stars,” said another source. “The problem is that things usually fall apart for her just when the relationships start getting serious. But she really believes that, with Brian, things are going to be different this time around.”

In a related story, Jennifer Love Hewitt now lives in a 40-story stone column with only one window at the very top and the whole thing is surrounded by a moat filled with crocodiles.

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 02/14/2013 16:59

    Huge tits, meaty thighs, dimpled ass. Can’t believe she hasn’t hooked a black guy yet.

  2. avatar
    B A Baracus 02/15/2013 10:10

    When did Kathy Griffin swallow an elephant?

  3. avatar
    Pottz 02/15/2013 12:05

    Why is this website the only person on the planet that reports on this hag? Br3ndon, do you have an infatuation with this huge dump or what?

    Can’t Hardly Wait was 10 YEARS AGO!!!!

  4. avatar
    gkline 02/15/2013 12:47

    Is that Brian Hallisay in the black dress?

  5. avatar
    Bonnie 02/15/2013 18:06

    Bend0n, just keep doing your thing, and fuck these haters who have nothing better to do than join a web group and then bitch about the content.

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