Kanye Tells Kris Jenner To Go Fuck Herself…Politely

By Steve G. February 27, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

Kris Jenner is a soul sucking creature from the depths of hell, who also happens to be responsible for the Kardashian Empire. An empire completely based off the fact that one of her daughters got railed by the D list brother of a C list pop singer. So it’s not entirely shocking that she wants to destroy Kanye West entire career by becoming his manager.

Kris has wanted to manage someone of Kanye’s stature and talent for a very long time. She feels that it could open even bigger doors for her career, and she is always looking to expand her client base. Kris has told Kanye that she would love to be his manager — even though he has a team in place.”

She said she would be willing to start out representing him in new endorsements and his personal life as it pertains to the reality shows…..Kris reps Khloe’s hubby, Lamar Odom in non-basketball matters. Kanye politely declined though as he is extremely happy with his current manager, agent, etc. Kris took it well, but she will definitely approach Kanye again if she sees an opening.

You’d think a client list filled with Kim, Kourtney, and the duel power forwards Khloe and Lamar would be enough to entice anyone, let alone an A list rapper worth hundreds of millions with a much more successful team in place. So even though Kanye is an arrogant attention whoring asshole who would fit perfectly into the Kardashian clan, I still respect the hell out of him for turning Jenner away. It says he did it politely but in my mind he beat her like Carlos Mencia in the gay fish episode of South Park.

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(10) Comments

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    MacDaddy 02/27/2013 14:45

    gave up reading this halfway through.

    who gives a shit?

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    tomatojoe 02/27/2013 15:30

    Great post…only if Kanye ACTUALLY told Kris Jenner to go fuck herself.

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    Toast 02/27/2013 15:52

    Can someone kick the naggers in the balls?
    …wiggles pener

  4. avatar
    Toast 02/27/2013 15:55

    Now that Brenda is gone,
    a) unban the old posters
    b) let us upload a face
    c) the new place could use some flowers

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    EndThisAlready 02/27/2013 16:15

    Holy fuck, could you at least TRY to use editing skills before clicking post. Your grammar sucks, and it’s a DUAL not a DUEL you half aborted shit-stick. Yes unban all the old posters and welcome them back to this shit stain, if they even return.

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    Digital Wonderbread 02/27/2013 16:58

    It’s dual, tool.

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    fiddlebom 02/27/2013 17:28

    It almost seemed like you had something going there Steve, but then the 2nd and subsequent sentences happened. You guys do know that if you write something in Word first it will give you a heads up that you have a shitty sentence?

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    Lick-it 02/27/2013 18:58

    Maybe the “dual / duel” substitution is a VERY clever joke on the Kardashian divorce sub-industry……

  9. avatar
    Lick-it 02/27/2013 19:03

    BY THE WAY…..

    ….can you give us some avatars…!! ????

    Even if by random assignment…

  10. avatar
    Tipped 02/27/2013 19:50

    https://twitter.com/bearsaremean Brendan’s twitter account

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