Award shows are all dumb because taste is subjective but the Grammy Awards are extra dumb because they’ve given Taylor Swift 7 of the fucking things. So all we can really hope for is that Katy Perry wears something that shows off her tits (she did!) and that Lindsay Lohan does something embarrassing (she did not).
But that’s only because she wasn’t there. At this point there could be a Lindsay Lohan Awards with a Best Lindsay Lohan category and she wouldn’t even be invited to that.
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Katy looks great when she’s wearing Spanx. Too bad she doesn’t look this good when she’s in a bikini.
Katy got some big ass tittaes! – Dave Chappelle
That dress is gorgeous, especially because I could spooge all over her tits without even taking it off.
I think Quentin Tarantino’s next picture should be Funbags Unchained. Starring Katy Perry. The key to making the picture work would be to not show any other part of Katy Perry other than her ginormous funbags.
I’d put up with Ellencrap for some Portia and Katy fun time
Those tits are almost good enough to make me forget that she is Russell Brands sloppy seconds.
@Hugh G. Rection hilarious.