Ke$ha Is Still Disgusting

By Travis February 28, 2013 @ 2:36 PM

Despite the fact that she looks like a wet fart wrapped in a gym sock, Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that there’s a huge piss-drinking community that we’re all unaware of and she is firmly entrenched in that market like Justin Bieber is with morons. Either way, people still ask Ke$ha questions about her music like she’s some kind of an artist and she gives them horrible answers because she’s awful.

The latest question is about her song, “Gold Trans Am”, which should be about her car, but it’s actually about making men’s dicks fall off.

“It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 per cent of the time. I don’t have another car because I love that one so much. But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else – my pussy.”

“My vagina is in tip top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 per cent of the time.” (VIA)

Also, Ke$ha wrote the song with her mom, so it’s really just the story of two gals sitting around, talking about their clap traps over a glass of warm Puerto Rican backup dancer urine. Sorry, but if I want to hear a singer talk about her vagina, it should be one that I believe has a vagina.








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(23) Comments

  1. Doo Doo Fresh 02/28/2013 17:06

    Hill Billy – if you took a shit on your boss’s desk, would you leave your business card on top of it or do it anonymously?

  2. doze 02/28/2013 18:19

    For God’s sake, would someone edit this stuff before it is posted.

    “Ke$ha is still inexplicably popular as a pop singer. Maybe it’s just that she is firmly entrenched in the piss-drinking community, like Justin Bieber is with morons. Either way, people still ask Ke$ha questions about her music. For example

    [insert quote]

    If she wants to compare her vagina to something that can hold two people and three bags of groceries comfortably, that is her prerogative, but it makes me believe that she is a huge Justin Beiber fan.”

    The last one was all mine, but you get the idea; stop paying these writers by the word.

  3. barondavis 02/28/2013 18:55

    To all the people writing comments:

    The site is dead. The original author is gone and the current writers are all corporate. It’s like when your girlfriend breaks up with you. It sucks, but it’s over. Like Brendon said a few weeks back, the site is now unoriginal. Follow Brendan on Twitter. Discover new celebrity bash sites. Move on. Just like when Coy & Vance have took over the Dukes of Hazzard. Let BuzzMedia run the site into the ground. Follow Brendon on Twitter to his next adventure.

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