That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares?
Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally, I don’t have a clue. All the voices screaming up from my basement are female, so it’s not me. The important thing is tits have returned and will probably be appearing with some frequency soon. I’d keep going, but there’s 29 reasons below me to shut the hell up.
(Image Source – INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News)