Kelly Brook In A Bikini Answers All Of Your Questions

By Mystery Writer February 05, 2013 @ 7:58 PM


That headline? Complete horseshit, but who cares?

Well, it’s Tuesday now and we’re still on the hunt for Brendon (the dudes from Seal Team Six rank the search for Brendon as ‘much fucking harder’ than finding Bin Laden.). Personally, I don’t have a clue. All the voices screaming up from my basement are female, so it’s not me. The important thing is tits have returned and will probably be appearing with some frequency soon. I’d keep going, but there’s 29 reasons below me to shut the hell up.

(Image Source – INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News)

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    slice 02/05/2013 20:19

    less talking happy t…your jokes make me wish I had AIDS.

  2. avatar
    God Hath Spoken 02/05/2013 20:24

    And Blue Waffle disease.

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    sofakingawesome 02/05/2013 20:50

    dont fuck this up happy t

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    tharuckus 02/06/2013 00:21

    You know how we all said fuck this site at one point or another and inevitably came back? Well one more post full of jokes like that should just about do it in terms of keeping me away. Less is more happy t, whoever the hell you are.

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    Buck614 02/06/2013 09:24

    I just want more posts. This one or two a day crap is not gonna cut it.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/07/2013 13:28

    One and done.

  7. avatar
    PaulLyndesTesticle 02/07/2013 18:41

    fat hips. Ew.

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