Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from season to season, because every season would be ‘as short as fucking possible’.
You can’t hide shit in a short dress, a girl can’t even hide her crotch when she’s climbing in and out of cars, especially if she has some meat in the ass that rides that sucker up. It’s a brave choice. It often goes horribly wrong. On Kelly Brook, it’s all good.
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Ellis, read that first sentence in your head a few times. Does it sound right to you?
You would think that with all the people hate-reading this site just to point out grammatical errors and whatnot that the rogues gallery of crayola wielding “writers” would proof at least the first sentences of their work…
Amen!
That first line reads like a bad Nigerian viagra spam email.
Good to know even the hot chicks wear spanxx.
She posed in Playboy, who gives a fuck?
Do you start each paragraph with nonsense or run-on sentences on purpose? Or does it take a sentence or two for your brain to “break through the fog”.
Who is she? I don’t know. But more please.
Too many stupid trolls in this thread
Really horrible writing, but at least there’s a hot girl with a crotch-shot, so you’re 50% of the way there….
“Hey, maybe if we show we absolutely despise all women, that’ll make us popular ?”