Kelly Brook Wears a Short Dress So You Can See Her Crotch

By Ellis Red February 28, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from season to season, because every season would be ‘as short as fucking possible’.

You can’t hide shit in a short dress, a girl can’t even hide her crotch when she’s climbing in and out of cars, especially if she has some meat in the ass that rides that sucker up. It’s a brave choice. It often goes horribly wrong. On Kelly Brook, it’s all good.

Photo credit: WENN/Bauer-Griffin/PCN

(10) Comments

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    fiddlebom 02/28/2013 16:06

    Ellis, read that first sentence in your head a few times. Does it sound right to you?

    You would think that with all the people hate-reading this site just to point out grammatical errors and whatnot that the rogues gallery of crayola wielding “writers” would proof at least the first sentences of their work…

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    MacDaddy 02/28/2013 16:21


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    Squabbler 02/28/2013 16:21

    That first line reads like a bad Nigerian viagra spam email.

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    Squabbler 02/28/2013 16:22

    Good to know even the hot chicks wear spanxx.

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    j-mac 02/28/2013 16:39

    She posed in Playboy, who gives a fuck?

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    gkline 02/28/2013 16:44

    Do you start each paragraph with nonsense or run-on sentences on purpose? Or does it take a sentence or two for your brain to “break through the fog”.

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    sgraf_x 02/28/2013 17:42

    Who is she? I don’t know. But more please.

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    NamblaPan 02/28/2013 18:05

    Too many stupid trolls in this thread

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/01/2013 00:36

    Really horrible writing, but at least there’s a hot girl with a crotch-shot, so you’re 50% of the way there….

  10. avatar
    custard 03/01/2013 07:45

    “Hey, maybe if we show we absolutely despise all women, that’ll make us popular ?”

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