Lindsay Lohan would like $500,000 please

By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 5:01 PM


Lindsay Lohan would be lucky to get an energy drink promotion where they didn’t charge her for the cans she opened, but instead she wants half a million dollars to go to Dubai and promote Mr. Pink. This is the same drink she promoted back in October, which had absolutely no effect on its brand recognition or approval. Or at least she would have done this except for her multiple court dates and probation.

“Lindsay wants $500k for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives at the company are balking at. Mr. Pink is prepared to offer the actress $200k, and would pay for all of LiLo’s travel expenses,” a source told Radar.
“However, the trip might not happen at all because of Lindsay’s criminal past and current pending criminal charges. Dubai has very strict laws about convicted criminals entering the country, and Lindsay is still on probation for a necklace theft case.”

This is not really relevant but I hate the way Lindsay wears hats. It’s as if someone put it on her while she was passed out, and had to do it really gently, and then she got up and left and just never noticed. Either that or shes hiding stuff under there. So in hindsight maybe it was relevant.

(image source of lindsay being screened at lax, and then somehow being let in = bauer griffin)

(8) Comments

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    PunkA 02/19/2013 17:15

    How does this dumpster fire keep getting work of any type? Willing to bet it includes some clauses in there about her turning tricks for people while over there. Only way.

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    sofakingawesome 02/19/2013 17:36

    I laughed at the hat thing, that’s way true.

  3. avatar
    LoK 02/19/2013 17:42

    Just fucking die of cancer already

  4. avatar
    cosmo3667 02/19/2013 17:42

    when will they learn that this fucking cunt has no maketability and her trying to promote a product probably hurts the brand more than it could help it.

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    dj queef 02/19/2013 17:49

    Prolapsed starfish…

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    Conal 02/19/2013 19:36

    It goes to show how egotistical and arrogant Hollywood is. People keep mistaking being aware of Lindsay’s existence for actual relevance, simply because THEY are aware of her.

  7. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/20/2013 00:18

    I am amazed that she isn’t dead yet. Heath Ledger must have been on some serious shit because he was well liked.

  8. avatar
    Canadian 02/20/2013 17:05

    blah blah blah blah. I keep hoping I don’t see any articles on this dumb cunt.

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