Lindsay Lohans still got it


A regimen of cocaine, cigarettes, no sleep and random semen is pretty much the exact opposite of the fountain of youth, as you can tell because Lindsay Lohan is 26 (younger, for example, than Olivia Wilde, 28, Natalie Portman, 31, Anne Hathaway, 30, or Amanda Seyfried, 27) and she looked awful at the amFAR gala in New York.

Their slogan is "Making AIDS History". Do they mean that you can have it yet still be puffy and bloated? Because if so, mission accomplished.

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