Maria Menounos Is Good Looking, Does Yoga

By Steve G. February 28, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

Women who try to talk sports and act like they’re “just one of the guys” are possibly the most miserable kind of people on earth to be around. I’d rather drag my tongue across Bruce Vilanch’s taint for an entire game than put up with any of their commentary. Unless of course they look like Maria Menounos. Which goes to show you ladies If you have a tight body, an amazing ass, and do poses in yoga pants you could smell how Chaz Bono looks for all anyone cares and guys will still put up with you. So, take note fatties, no one respects you.

(17) Comments

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    rufuckingkiddingme 02/28/2013 13:14

    What you idiots have done to this site is inexcusable. Bill, Steve, Ellis….go fuck yourselves. Bookmark deleted.

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    Beppo 02/28/2013 13:20

    She has the sublime buttocks of a 9 year old asian boy

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    Butt Plug 02/28/2013 13:22

    I’m going to need to sniff those . . .

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    tomatojoe 02/28/2013 13:34

    Post of the week thus far.

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    TheBlackReturns 02/28/2013 13:36

    This chick is old, flat-chested, bore. And we get two posts about her.

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    brendonlives 02/28/2013 13:39

    I am a long time reader of this site, and am posting a comment for the first time to say- buzzmedia and their mouth breathing troupe of scab hacks can truly and completely go fuck themselves. I don’t even have a problem with the willfully unfunny posts. God knows this is the internet and anyone has the right to post whatever the hell they want, no matter how painfully unfunny. I have a problem with dishonest nature of these posts. If WWTDD would be honest and unapologetic about what the site has become- mediocre copies of more talented writers work, both in style and content- I would be fine. But their goal seems to be to copy Brendons writing style as closely as possible and close their eyes and hope the majority of readers are apathetic enough not to seek better content elsewhere. I hope Steve G knows what a boring and uninspired cunt he will be for rest of his life.

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    Malaclypse 02/28/2013 13:52

    Quit fucking trying to be Brendon – it is completely obvious that it’s hacks trying to copy his style and it doesn’t work. You morons can’t even pick the right girls to post about on this site. Quit trying to shove this worthless twat down our throats. This site is now an embarassment, and shitty posts and posters like this are to blame.

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    InventedTiME 02/28/2013 13:53

    I’ve been semi-rooting for the new writers, as they had big drug addled shoes to fill. But, you couldn’t find anymore pics then just the headliner? There has to be at least a few shots of her in a bikini, sideboob, whatever. Did they not give you access to the vast internet archive we call Google Images to at least check it out?

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    jerrymitchell 02/28/2013 13:53

    agree brendonlives, used to be the only time you saw maria menounos on this site was when she was in a bikini, and/or that bikini’s bottom moved to the side providing us a view of her vag. now these assholes think we just want to see the same pictures we could find by googling “menounos yoga” if that was anything anyone wanted to do

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/28/2013 14:20

    The writers of this site must be trying to drive readers away intentionally in an effort to reduce the site’s value so they can buy it for pennies on the dollar. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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    slice 02/28/2013 14:32

    I will no longer be coming to this site. Its a fucking train wreck.

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    Al Bundy 02/28/2013 14:48

    It’s like Steve Carell’s character Andy from the movie “40 Year Old Virgin” is writing the captions to these photos.

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    Lick-it 02/28/2013 15:13


    …you have a fine eye for Gluteus…….

    …in other words…you’re an ass, man….

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    BuzzBlows 02/28/2013 15:17

    A reference to Bruce Vilanch? Seriously? Who do you think the readers of this site are?

    BTW, Steve – The statement that you would rather drag your tongue across any part of Bruce Vilanch doesn’t prove to me that you are bothered by chicks talking sports. I can believe that you have an unhealthy interest in that freak’s taint.

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    gkline 02/28/2013 16:39

    WTF does “Women who try to talk sports” have to do with this bitch? Where’s the tits?

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    NeverBrook 02/28/2013 17:02

    If you are going to try to be funny by knocking fatties then actually be funny you brainless fuck. And really, where are the tits? She has no ass to look at, so why bother using that pic?

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    custard 03/01/2013 07:42

    “Hey guys, we’ll put your names on the posts you write and gauge the reaction. That way we can find out who the audience likes best !”
    (24 hours later)
    “So who’s the most popular ?”
    “You are all equally hated. Might as well take the names off the posts.”

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