Maria Menounos Is Good Looking, Does Yoga

Women who try to talk sports and act like they're "just one of the guys" are possibly the most miserable kind of people on earth to be around. I'd rather drag my tongue across Bruce Vilanch's taint for an entire game than put up with any of their commentary. Unless of course they look like Maria Menounos. Which goes to show you ladies If you have a tight body, an amazing ass, and do poses in yoga pants you could smell how Chaz Bono looks for all anyone cares and guys will still put up with you. So, take note fatties, no one respects you.

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