I’ve been on enough first dates to recognize when a girl is bored and disinterested, which is exactly how Mila Kunis looked last night at the Hollywood premiere of ‘Oz: The Great and Powerful’. It’s not as if I just went through and picked out the pictures where she wasn’t smiling, and even though that’s not true, and I did in fact do that exact thing, there are STILL a lot of pictures here where she looks like she has no interest in this whatsoever.
So a half-truth is good enough. At least according to my girlfriend, who swore she didn’t have sex with “a guy” when she went to Miami last week.
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This is the same face I imagine Brend0n makes when he scrawls out a post with a few recycled jokes and then doesn’t proofread it. So: Every time he posts.
This girl is missing a very important accessory – my load all over her face.
Dyke city behind her…
Fantastic Start to another day….Makes me want a Kalonopin.
You’d look unhappy too if you had to work with James Franco.
Well, shit. I told her she was getting a little fat lately, and consequently Valentine’s dinner was off this year. Think about it: what kind of message would that send? I’m a world-class communicator, after all. Hey girl, try a little harder, and we’ll revisit this subject, sam time next year. How else is she gonna learn?
So of course she looks a little crabby. MESSAGE RECEIVED.