Miss Teen Delaware Is An Inspiration To Us All

They say any kind of publicity is good publicity, so it kind of shocks the hell out of me that people are saying this sex tape going to ruin the career of the Miss Teen Delaware.

First of all, lets be honest, she didn’t have one and wasn’t going to have a successful one anyway – she’s a woman. Secondly, she won an award for being hot and now she’s moving on to the only logical career for women who are hot – getting things shoved into them from behind. If anything she is an inspiration to the next generation of beauty pageant sluts looking to make a quick buck and that’s what I look for most in my Miss Teens. So I wouldn’t get too down on myself Melissa King; Jayden James is holding casting calls for Fuck My Tits 8 and there are far worst ways to make a buck.