Miss Teen Delaware Is An Inspiration To Us All

By Steve G. February 27, 2013 @ 2:31 PM

They say any kind of publicity is good publicity, so it kind of shocks the hell out of me that people are saying this sex tape going to ruin the career of the Miss Teen Delaware.

First of all, lets be honest, she didn’t have one and wasn’t going to have a successful one anyway - she’s a woman. Secondly, she won an award for being hot and now she’s moving on to the only logical career for women who are hot – getting things shoved into them from behind. If anything she is an inspiration to the next generation of beauty pageant sluts looking to make a quick buck and that’s what I look for most in my Miss Teens. So I wouldn’t get too down on myself Melissa King; Jayden James is holding casting calls for Fuck My Tits 8 and there are far worst ways to make a buck.

(26) Comments

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    MacDaddy 02/27/2013 14:34

    Show video link or it didn’t happen!

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/27/2013 14:42

    First decent post in awhile. Steve G is at least readable thus far.

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    MacDaddy 02/27/2013 14:44

    why thank you jerrymitchell

    I’ve seen more excitement in dogs fucking than this slut

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    tomatojoe 02/27/2013 14:44

    the most uninspiring and awkward 5 minutes of porn you will watch (today).

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    MacDaddy 02/27/2013 14:49

    hmmmm, 2 posts up….then down!

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    PunkA 02/27/2013 14:58

    She looks like a nice lay.

    Now go buy some tits, and you’ll hit it it big.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 02/27/2013 15:04

    This girl is a lame fuck. She sucks dick like she lost a bet. I’m all about banging 18 year old snatch – or I used to be anyway – but this was lame. Good topic though

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    Pottz 02/27/2013 15:06

    When is Brendon coming back…jesus H.?

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    Lick-it 02/27/2013 15:14

    getting things shoved into them from behind.

    …this would have made a good LAST sentence in this post….

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    kmarko 02/27/2013 15:34

    awesome write up, where’d you get it?

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    jerrymitchell 02/27/2013 15:45

    I like the part where we have to go to another site to get the whole story

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/27/2013 16:26

    She’s above average hot for a porn star. Looking forward to more of her work.

    Of course it takes some of the fantasy element out when she takes the guy with the enormous schlong in one push without even flinching…..can you say “Fucking the Grand Canyon?”

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    timbucktoo 02/27/2013 17:10

    just in case some of you can’t put the dots together this is what kmarko said on his blog about this story over 24 hours ago

    “Plus who cares if it is you? I mean let’s be honest, porn is obviously the most logical career move for you. You won an award for being hot. Might as well take a spin in the hottest industry in the world. Getting paid to be hot and get fucked. Not a bad life and no shame in it. Good athletes go pro, good actors go to Hollywood, hot girls get stuffed on film for cash. At least be honest about it, that’s the attribute I respect most about my Miss Teens.”

    bad enough this blog loses its writer, even worse that the new ones are plagiarizing weasels

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    sixty999 02/27/2013 17:16

    http://www.missteendelawareporn.com has miss teen delaware’s sex video the full interview and more

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    samsqanch 02/27/2013 17:18

    jesus christ, good call on this type of story, terrible call on how fuggin’ old it is. in other news, miley cyrus turned 18 today

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    fiddlebom 02/27/2013 17:31

    “far worse ways…”


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    EndThisAlready 02/27/2013 17:34

    What a dive. At least she had a choice, this place just keeps getting raped.

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    sgraf_x 02/27/2013 18:49

    Worst sex tape ever. She has no oral skills whatsoever but that being said…it would not stop me.

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    sgraf_x 02/27/2013 18:54

    Lets circle back to her again in a year when she is strung out on meth and doing a blow-bang or bukkake.

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