Wussy singer Morrissey cancelled his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Why? Because he was going to have to share the stage with the yokel superstars from Duck Dynasty. Morrissey is one of those radical vegetarian animal rights guys. The bearded rednecks from Duck Dynasty make duck hunting equipment and the Ex-Smiths singer decided that was too much for him. He called them “Animal serial killers“.
While I could honestly give a flying rat fuck whether or not this mincing limey is on TV, I am pretty sick of these broccoli munchers enforcing their morality on the rest of us. I eat meat. Why? Because it’s fucking delicious and it’s allowed us humans to develop bigger brains than our grass cud chewing competition.
If you want to live off of organic steamed kale, that’s your business. I’m going to eat a chunk of cow that died screaming. If Morissey doesn’t like it, he can come and stop me. Oh wait, he’s too weak from anemia.
Doo Doo,
I’ll take that action. I am hoping she stick around and offers me a discount mustache ride.
BP – Beppo and I are on our way with a treasure trove of love making devices that you’re sure to love. We can setltle up on our bet while I’m there. Provided you can still talk while the head of my shaft is tickling the walls of your espophogus.
My merkin has a merkin.
OK I have no time for Morrissey, and I sure as hell don’t agree with his views, but for fuck sake.
The guy has the balls to give up free publicity and the chance to promote whatever shit he is selling, because he thinks it goes against his principles.
Its pretty fucking stupid, but makes him a pussy?
While I support Morrissey’s decision, I’d support it a whole lot more if he refused to share the stage with the guys from Duck Dynasty simply because they were the guys from Duck Dynasty.
I’ve been following this site for years. This new writer is just terrible though. Just over the past few days, it’s turning into a pile of shit.
Also, someone shows compassion towards animals and animal rights and you call them a pussy? You’re brutal dude.
Why do I care about this guy, again? Oh yeah, I don’t.
Okay, this was at least a little more entertaining. Now do the same thing with naked women and you might stem the tide of internet geek fury around here.
Oh yeah, and if I want to hear Morissey’s opinion about how to live life…..wow, that scenario is so ridiculous I can’t even think of a visual absurd enough to use.
Morissey is a douchier version of Justin Bieber….
Actually, Morrissey doesn’t give a shit what you think because he is (a) living on this planet, and (b) see above.
“I’m going to eat a chunk of cow that died screaming”
Your blog just went from entertaining, witty, and ridiculous to mean spirited and tasteless. Between this and the Aly Michalka post I’m just about ready to bail on this site. Sucks because I have always found it hilarious. It was fun while it lasted.
I thought you were ‘Limey’ too?
Whatever about his meat is murder stuff, he’s a fucking amazing musician.