Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

February 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there.

In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love:

Brown told the UK Mirror, “Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals.”
He added, “But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

“Stuff spirals.” That’s the casual way a sensitive, tender lover like Chris Brown describes the time he beat the shit out of a woman’s face for looking at his phone. I honestly don’t know if it’s worse to be as arrogant as Chris or as vapid as Rihanna. The only positive here is that sometimes when two wastes of life find each other, natural selection steps in and goes “So who wants guns?”

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