Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

By Photo Boy February 27, 2013 @ 1:30 PM

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In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love:

Brown told the UK Mirror, “Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals.”
He added, “But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

“Stuff spirals.” That’s the casual way a sensitive, tender lover like Chris Brown describes the time he beat the shit out of a woman’s face for looking at his phone. I honestly don’t know if it’s worse to be as arrogant as Chris or as vapid as Rihanna. The only positive here is that sometimes when two wastes of life find each other, natural selection steps in and goes “So who wants guns?”


Image Source – Pacific Coast News

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(10) Comments

  1. Doo Doo Fresh 02/27/2013 13:38

    There’s a sex tape if Miss Teen Delaware floating around yet the site continues to focus on this porch monkey and his confused/stupid/co-dependent girlfriend.

    The key to getting readers is having an editor that understands his/her audience and then catering to their interests. These idiots seem to think we care about Chris Brown though its pretty clear we collectively wish he was dead.

  2. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 13:45

    Doo Doo,

    I’ve seen the tape and I hope she keps her day job, or steps up her game and starts doing ATM.

    If they understood their readers here, there would be more tits, less bullshit, and a group of regs that were funnier than the comments, like there used to be.

  3. Doo Doo Fresh 02/27/2013 13:49

    BP – I also watched that 5 minute fiasco and agree there is much to be desired. Quite frankly, I’ve seen flaggers on construction sites that have more enthusiasm for their work than she did. That said, its still a better topic than Chris Brown, Kanye West and Harry Styles.

  4. Butt Plug 02/27/2013 13:53

    Couldn’t agree more. She is going to have a rough ride in the porn industry. I bet she ends up starring in the videos where the chick gets throat fucked into gagging spit and slapped in the face.

    Come to think of it, I should call her agent and suggest that.

    Be right back

  5. Lick-it 02/27/2013 13:57

    Doo Doo Fresh…….

    …WHY would a Miss Teen Deleware make a sex tape…??

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miss-delaware-melissa-king-sex-tape-video

  6. Will_I_Amgoingtokillyou 02/27/2013 14:36

    How long before they rename this site “What did the Superficial Say” ? Maybe they should just hyperlink the domain directly to it…

  7. PunkA 02/27/2013 15:00

    Sometimes you “row”. Geeze, UK paper, try harder to not look like you made up your quote,–which they did. Americans don;t use the word “row” to describe a fight, Brits do.

    Fake quote FAIL.

  8. Shank Peters 02/27/2013 19:03

    I think the only restraining order that needs to be mentioned is the one needed to keep the asshole that keeps the good writers away from this sight.

  9. Tipped 02/27/2013 19:53

    https://twitter.com/bearsaremean Brendan’s twitter account

  10. Al Bundy 02/28/2013 02:56

    Another AWFUL posting.

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