Sex Dolls Won't Really Catch On Til They Look Like This

I've never understood the draw of those faceless sex toys they sell for men to experience the joy of pussy without having to work or pay or beg for it. I understand the appeal of the ease of access, but I'm in the camp that if you don't care what you're sticking your dick into so long as you get off, you're just a hop, skip, and a jump away from being rousted by the cops at a truck stop glory hole.

Sex dolls for the 99-percent won't catch on until they look and feel like Maria Menounos. Maybe ten years from now, maybe fifty, but at some point, there are going to be warm, comforting, exact replicas of women like Maria who never say they're too tired or on the rag or that they know you'd rather fuck their sister than them so why not go and do that. At that point, you're going to want to have your money in the sex doll companies.

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