Steve Martin a dad for the first time at age 67

By brendon February 13, 2013 @ 4:37 PM

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You probably got the gist of this from the headline but Steve Martin, who is 67, had a child for the first time with his wife Anne Stringfield, who is 41. Page Six says…

“They’ve had a baby, and how they kept it a secret nobody knows,” a source said. “Steve’s very private.” The source added, “They are thrilled. They worked hard to have the baby.” The couple married in 2007 at Martin’s home in a surprise ceremony where guests, including Tom Hanks and Diane Keaton were told it was a party.

I know it’s not cool but I still like Steve Martin and admire the way he tries to live a normal life. If this “secret baby” story was about some bitch like Jennifer Lopez, the “hard work” would be about the tour or movie the pregnancy interfered with, and the private “ceremony” would have less cake and celebrity guests.

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(5) Comments

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/13/2013 19:48

    I bet his kid is gonna be real psyched when he starts HS and his dad is 80.

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    Conal 02/13/2013 20:01

    Nah, with such old and degraded sperm this kid won’t be aware of anything. He’ll be shedding extra chromosomes every time he bangs his be-helmeted head against the wall.

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    Burbank 02/14/2013 03:39

    I bet his kid is gonna be even more psyched at 18 when his dad keels over and leaves him tens of millions of dollars.

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    Burbank 02/14/2013 03:42

    BTW, that shameful fucker apparently only had that kid to help publicize his new album, which drops on April 23…

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 02/15/2013 14:39

    The inheritance thing didn’t work out so great for Tori Spelling. Mommy kept all the cash.

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