The Five Most Fucked-Up Moments of the Oscars

By I.W. February 25, 2013 @ 3:01 PM

Last night’s Oscar telecast had so much song and dance numbers that every time they cut back to the host I kept expecting to see Neil Patrick Harris. But Russell Crowe trying to squash the rumors of his awful singing by coming out and singing awfully and Joseph Gordon Levitt dancing out of step with Harry Potter and Ted were only two of many awkward moments during the show, which was so overstuffed and bloated it started to look like Kim Kardashian’s dress by the end of the night. Here are our five favorite most fucked-up moments of Oscars 2013.

5. The lifeless James Bond clip montage the producers clearly stole off Bondfan007′s Youtube account.

4. The dead horse being beaten behind the stage when Shatner appeared as Captain Kirk.

3. The Avengers can save the world from an alien race, but still can’t read from a friggin’ teleprompter

2. When Jennifer Lawrence fell face down, it wasn’t on top of me

1. The Catherine Zeta Jones drag queen playing her during that Chicago tribute

Photo credit: Getty

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(26) Comments

  1. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:03

    I can’t believe I actually miss Whoopie hosting!

  2. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:05

    WRONG! The number one worst moment… errr… thing – not really a moment, but definitely the worst fucking thing about the Oscars..?..!..

    Salma Hayek completely covering her epic tits!

    …and not with my load!

  3. styckx 02/25/2013 15:06

    Did a 12 year old write this post?

  4. fiddlebom 02/25/2013 15:07

    Fail.

  5. Loiterry 02/25/2013 15:13

    You’re getting warmer…

    (Still not hot, mind you. But warmer.)

  6. thejyav 02/25/2013 15:13

    But Russell Crowe trying to squash the rumors of his awful singing by coming out and singing awfully and Joseph Gordon Levitt dancing out of step with Harry Potter and Ted were only two of many awkward moments during the show, which was so overstuffed and bloated it started to look like Kim Kardashian’s dress by the end of the night.

    …..that was a sentence you were paid for? I can not begin to describe everything wrong with it……good god.

  7. Angel2376 02/25/2013 15:15

    Yeah 3 articles in and I decided that Im done with WWTDD
    (removes from bookmark)

  8. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:18

    …the decline of the site really started when the POSTERS critiqued the writing more than they came up with their own funny fucking comments on the topic.

    THAT’S where the entertainment was.

    …and from boobies. Boobies were always appreciated.

  9. lethargic 02/25/2013 15:20

    Did they hire Chip Chipperson as the new WWTDD writer?

  10. Direman 02/25/2013 15:24

    Chip Chipperson can form a cohesive sentence. This shit is below even Chip.

  11. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:24

    Best Bond Montage… BOND CHASING BOND!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FAWb5Lch8

  12. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:32

    Cut the crap commenting on charity case compositions completely carved-out of campy caches of cliches and creating a complex of cut-throat children communing like creatures craving crazy creations of clever columns!

  13. Lick-it 02/25/2013 15:34

    POSTERS……?????

    …we don’t need no freakin’ posters….

  14. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:35

    …I just noticed the ad banner…

    The LAST Exorcism – Part TWO?!?!?!

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  15. sofakingawesome 02/25/2013 15:42

    -ATTENTION-

    I have a theory that all these different authors are actually the same 15 year old douchebag who keeps changing names because everyone hates him. Anyone else agree?

  16. Seeya 02/25/2013 15:44

    Been a wwtdd reader for a few years never commented but made an account to say this site sucks now. This post is the epitome of terrible. Hey remember these moments from last night? No, I don’t. Post video. This isn’t funny at all. Bookmark deleted. I’m out.

  17. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 15:47

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Translation:

    I was always too much of a pussy to actually comment on here because I couldn’t hang.

  18. Lick-it 02/25/2013 16:01

    People here were hung…???

  19. Just the Tip 02/25/2013 16:02

    Sssssssssoooo… many possible retorts to that one.

  20. pissedoff 02/25/2013 16:13

    I’ve been coming to this site for roughly 7 years and I’ve never once commented on any post. Yes, sometimes it was disappointing not to see new posts for days at a time, but notice my screen name. You idiots need to bring Brandon back. I don’t care that he didn’t post often enough for whatever corporate douche bag was running this site, at least his posts were interesting and, more importantly, funny. Jesus! What a cluster fuck of stupidity Batman! Hey, great there are more frequent posts. Ever hear of quality over quantity?

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