Oh, that’s right, swallowing. Maybe Danish fashion model – and newest Carl’s Jr. chick – Nina Agdal up there could help Jessica out. If she’s smart, she won’t mention that thing about being Danish unless she’s ready for Eric Johnson to shove her into Jessica’s mouth.
- MW (This means “Not Brendon.” There’s going to be more of these cryptic initials and/or awful pen names on here regularly now, but tits.)
(Image Source – Splash News)
At least we are getting updates.
MW = mark wahlberg
Say hello to your mother for me.
hopefully br3ndon went and killed himself. This site sucks, and your new writers suck.
This chick is brutal looking.
I guess we are just supposed to forget how much this site has sucked and continues to suck because you write ‘tits’ at the end of each story. Douche.
These posts are a fucking joke. Just don’t post anything. Nothing is better than these terrible excuses for humour. Just fuck off and take the site down instead of embarrassing yourself.
This girl should get a medal for being so hot – it would play out like the end scene in Star Wars, except way sexier. Chloe Kardashian, playing the Wookie, gets no medal.
wwtdd.com rip
She has to be wearing some kind of pussy pastie to keep from showing her cameltoe in those spread legged pics. There’s no way you could pull a wet bikini that tight and not at least some crease.
You could randomly pull words out of a hat and form a more coherent story than whatever the f you are talking about in this post.
Nice underboob. I thought this was a site for gay men who don’t enjoy humor, that’s why I’ve been coming here for the last year.