I bet you think they go into a black hole. But, no. Like that priest in The DaVinci Code flagellating himself to get closer to his higher power, I am reading every single one.
The majority of the letters are from people who loved the former site editor but can’t wait to fill his shoes, or people who stuck with the site the last couple of years despite the exodus and are in wait and see mode, a couple unduly sweet notes, and some just downright pissed off, including that guy who said he wants to rip off my dick and choke me to death with it. For the record, that’s a pretty damn gay way to kill somebody when you can literally imagine anything you want.
About 85% of the hate mail has come from female readers while only about 15% of site readers are female. Which means, a certain former site editor had a serious vibe going on with the only gender that matters. That’s a thing.
The ultimate story behind the transition is probably not what most people think. We hope that those who have stuck around this last year or two stick around to see the changes. This is only day four. And, we’re still free.
Remember when Maggie Grace got killed on Lost and you cried because she was pretty fucking hot but then Elizabeth Mitchell showed up in a tiny white tank top and you were like, ‘Okay, let’s see where this is heading?’ Yeah, like that.
Matty – maybe you have it mixed up right now. Maybe reading more is really more your speed for now.
Good advice Doo Doo.
I’m not sure if that old man is Josef Mengele or Robert Shaw.
Anyway, I’m out.
If anyone is looking for me, tell them I am at Condor’s house helping him tape back his cock and balls before he heads out clubbing tonight
Ciao!
For now the old timers are over at
h e m i n g w a y s f o y e r . c o m
come on over. We BBQ every Friday.
Free beer
cheers
Good point, Doo Doo, but i certainly can’t read the corporate slop comedy on this site anymore, can I??
I can tape back my own cock and balls, thank you very much. I’ve been practicing.
I ham with el señor Pener on thees juan,
Jew hall need to try papa’s place, eat ees ha very nice place.
h e m I n g w a y s f o y e r . c o m
el señor Condor ees more then welcomed two come hover and
play wit us. Free bibles every other Tuesday of every other month.
Here’s why the site, sans Brendon, won’t work. Because Brendon is really fucking funny and the new writers, although they might have a witty line or two, just don’t compare. I’ve been reading the site for 6+ years and before he zoned out, the guy made me laugh everyday. Brendon is a uniquely talented guy and it isn’t fair to expect the site to be funny without him. The site will simply fade into oblivion without him. The only way to save it would be for the new writers to contact brendon and pay him to be a ghostwriter.
Just try to write as sexist, talk about boobs, and that ugly women have no feelings and you’ll do just perfect. It takes practice.
Is there a reason you can’t say Brendon?
“And, we’re still free.”
- Trust me, there’s no way anyone would pay for this shit, if you were think of eventually going that way. It’s a blog for christ’s sake.
The posts are too god damn long you morons. And not funny. We are not writing a thesis here. You have a post about the POPE for fucks sake. People don’t come here to read about the POPE you fucktards.
Here is brendens twitter everyone:
https://twitter.com/bearsaremean
Lindsay, good point. Would you mind showing us your tits? And if that’s really you in your av, I will be nice as its apparent you have feelings.
Lindsay gives me feelings….Condor, play with this for a few minutes
Accept that the end is nigh.
Blog more about shows relating to food. Those seem to be popular with people who aren’t interested in pop culture or humor.
No one cares about pictures of girls we can get at Egotastic…..and 3 or 4 posts about celebrities isn’t going to cut it against sites like Dlisted…..and your commentary won’t compare with Drunkenstepfather…..
Even though Brendan, at his peak, posted 3 or 4 stories a day….at leas they were still interesting to read…..
What you’re selling I either don’t want, or can get in better quantities easily elsewhere.
I wonder if ‘New Coke’ got this much hate mail.
Wait!
So are we allowed back now?
Fuck the emails, how about reading the COMMENTS !!!!!!
I don’t know about you guys, but I really enjoyed that post about the Pope.
Look it was a simple format, so simple the idiot AKA Brendon could do it.
Picture with starlet showing tits, vag, ass, doing drugs or blowing some dude.
Then some cometary, that was misogynistic, filled with Oedipal references, racist and with a dash of “HEY I’M DATING JURLIE WATERS ” and DONE!
Simple, not fucking complicated…the “regulars” aka 15 year old kids and 20 something basement sock fuckers would do the rest.
Get back to that…
And we’re done here. Not even logging on to post comments b/c that counts towards your views. “So long gay boys!!!!” – Mr. Chow