Adriana Lima Isn’t Really Riding a Bike

By Bill March 12, 2013 @ 9:32 AM

Girls on wheels are hot. Rollerskates, bicycles, motorcycles, hospital gurneys on their way to get larger tits. Anything that rolls makes girls roll hotter. It’s like wearing high heels or a slinky dress or the jizz from their most recent conquest on their cheek. It just adds to the seduction that is woman.

Adriana Lima is already one of the world’s best looking women. She’s from Brazil, where 10 million of the world’s best looking women reside. And Adriana Lima might just be their queen. Which is why Victoria’s Secret pays her a bundle to promote their Malaysian sweat shop crafted feel-good apparel for women. If you wear their clothes, you will look like Adriana. But you’re going to need a bike.

Photo Credit: PCN

(3) Comments

  1. gkline 03/12/2013 10:08

    “It just adds to the seduction that is woman.” Do you guys always have to sound like basement dwelling dipshits in every post? It’s either, “gee let’s get out the Thesaurus” or it’s “how can I make myself sound like I’m worldly”. Either way, you’re trying too hard. At least once in a while post tits and say, “look, tits!”.

  2. Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 16:10

    She looks good enough for me….

  3. Al Bundy 03/12/2013 19:05

    How hard is it to fuck up a post of this picture?

    The moment she wasn’t looking, I would steal that bicycle seat and take it home to make Sun Tea with it.

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