Alessandra Ambrosio Knows How to Wear a Bikini

By Bill March 12, 2013 @ 12:27 PM

You can have your European topless beaches, I’ve been to them. It’s mostly German women with the Akebono body types and Hair Club dudes hanging greasy in their banana hammocks. I’ll take Malibu. The beach where the crazy hot women like Heidi Klum go to bone their bodyguards and where chicks like Alessandra Ambrosio do bikini shoots for Victoria’s Secret. And I’ll take a tiny bikini on a woman. If you can’t easily imagine getting that tiny thing off, then it’s probably time to return your nuts to the man store.

Photo Credit: PCN

(5) Comments

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    RangerLG 03/12/2013 13:21

    She does nothing for me. The Skeletor look is just not for me, unless she does anal.

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    Ass Mint 03/12/2013 13:31

    I bet her pink star tastes delicious

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    Beppo 03/12/2013 13:33

    Tits like a 10 year old Lithuanian boy

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 20:25


    ….fine observation…….

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 20:26

    ….and the ass of a sitting gypsy…..

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