Life is going to suck for Alessandra Ambrosio’s son. You’re going to be the most popular boy in school, because every other boy wants to bang your mom. Just how many damn fist fights are you going to be in because of the snickering and giggling every time mom comes to school in a short skirt to pick your ass up?
Yeah, supermodel mom will notice the scrapes and bruises and black eyes and call in counselors and psychiatrists and schedule tons of school conferences. But you’ll never be able to tell anyone that you’re all messed up because 397 kids in school want to freak with your mom. Poor fucking kid.
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“But you’ll never be able to tell anyone that you’re all messed up because 397 kids in school want to freak with your mom”
Want to freak with your mom.
Read that out loud a few times and try to tell me a 14 year old isn’t the new writer.
If Alexandria Ambrosio shouldn’t be a mom, you shouldn’t be a blog writer.
Better yet, you shouldn’t be alive.
I just contracted syphilis reading this…