You know what? Good for Amanda Bynes. If you’re going to spiral out of control and go from being America’s sweetheart and a girl next door to looking like an unemployed porn star who shoplifts from Hot Topic, you might as well just lay it all out there. And if that means using Twitter to beg rappers for hardcore sex, then you go ahead and use those 140 characters or less to ask Drake to “murder your vagina”.
At least Amanda isn’t out there running babies over and flying around the country on the dime of an energy drink company that nobody’s ever heard of because she’s late for her 654th court appearance of the year. Hell, she could Tweet photos of a homeless man slapping her bare tits like a pair of bongos and she’d still be 10 times the human being that Lindsay Lohan is. If Lindsay is a copy of Swank, then Amanda is at least a Penthouse.
So go get that vagina murdered, Amanda. We’re pulling for you.