You know what? Good for Amanda Bynes. If you’re going to spiral out of control and go from being America’s sweetheart and a girl next door to looking like an unemployed porn star who shoplifts from Hot Topic, you might as well just lay it all out there. And if that means using Twitter to beg rappers for hardcore sex, then you go ahead and use those 140 characters or less to ask Drake to “murder your vagina”.
At least Amanda isn’t out there running babies over and flying around the country on the dime of an energy drink company that nobody’s ever heard of because she’s late for her 654th court appearance of the year. Hell, she could Tweet photos of a homeless man slapping her bare tits like a pair of bongos and she’d still be 10 times the human being that Lindsay Lohan is. If Lindsay is a copy of Swank, then Amanda is at least a Penthouse.
So go get that vagina murdered, Amanda. We’re pulling for you.
Haha, ok I may like this site again :)
I forgot she likes black guys…ugh
still not a loss based on the way she looks and acts now
He might as well murder her vagina….
Some body has already assaulted her face with RuPaul’s make-up kit
I wanna say my favorite Amanda Bynes movies to masturbate to is She’s the Man. But it’s honestly Easy A. Something about her being a little bit chubbier, and a little bit more christian that makes me coo coo for captain crunch.
how do you murder something that’s already dead…?
no doubt that she’s all smashed up anyways…Drake’ll prolly get more sensation bangin’ a warm pail of water! Aim for the brown star buddy!
Ludacris said it best – “Youza Hoooooooo, HO!”…fo sho!