Bitch Wrestling and Bitches Be Wrestling

Most college wrestlers consider themselves lucky if they don’t catch a deeply humiliating case of The Herp from rolling around intimately with sweaty competitors. That shit has happened before. But Matt McDonough of the crazy-ass University of Iowa wrestling program kicked up his name recognition by tossing his second place medal in the garbage after coming in second at the Big 10 Wrestling championships. As a guy who never medaled in any college sport besides power hot boxing in a bitterly used Honda Civic, this garbage move seems kind of bitch. Or maybe it’s Vision Quest bad-ass. Guess it depends on how much you like your athletes to be total dicks in pursuit of perfection.

In any and all cases, I’d really just prefer to see girls wrestling. Like Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson, before they got ruined by George Clooney and Alex Rodriguez, respectively, or maybe together, who knows.