Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Stuck in Her Rear

By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 2:51 PM


This shit is getting pretty stupid now. Britney Spears boyfriend has a name, David Lucardo, but he’s still not allowed to walk next to her. Not sure who came up with this half-baked strategy, but it’s obviously intentional. Perhaps they thought to shake the keen eye of the paparazzi to the couple status by having the poor sap walk ten paces behind Britney at all times. Why not a wig and mustache? Plastic surgery to make him look like a golden retriever?

Whatever gets up in Britney’s head and gives her ideas, it’s not her bra. She’s still not wearing one.

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