Candice Swandenpoel Is Better Looking Than Her Friends

By Steve G. March 13, 2013 @ 1:43 PM

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Candice Swandenpoel got together with her good looking friends to stand around and be good looking. The other two are nice but Swandenpoel has the ability to stop you dead in your tracks. Like most days I have nothing to say and I don’t even want to ruin this by attempting to try. I fear my profound lack of vocabulary skills and ability to string together a coherent sentence will not do this woman justice. So I’ll just say I bet her ass smells like Strawberry Haggen-Dazs and move on.

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(11) Comments

  1. Beppo 03/13/2013 13:50

    They could all benefit from a cock-meat sandwich

  2. djricert 03/13/2013 13:57

    “Like most days I have nothing to say and I don’t even want to ruin this by attempting to try”… Blogging seems like a solid choice for you then.

  3. KirkTheJerk 03/13/2013 14:23

    I never comment, but seriously? Swandenpoel? Her name is Swanepoel you moron.

  4. Al Bundy 03/13/2013 14:47

    >I fear my profound lack of vocabulary skills and ability to string together a coherent sentence will not do this woman justice.<

    Why? It hasn't stopped you before.

  5. My Penis The Weapon 03/13/2013 14:52

    Yeah you stupid dumb moron! Who misspells things ever? WHO? You black hearted racist monster. I hope you die with a giant black (I must be racits too) dongle inside of you. May the odds ever not be in your favor! May your family burn alive while you watch. May you be forced to listen to Dickface Obama’s stupidity for the rest of your days. May the donkey haunt your children…all for misspelling the hardest to spell last name in history. You should have thought twice before writing this no doubt drug induced post. I bet Candice Swanpoafndfjkern has been stalking you, just about to make her move, and then she read this article and instead hired local goat herders to come and give you a goatse.

    You shame mankind.

    …sick bastard.

    But other than that, good post. I respectfully disagree with your opinion and would put Alesandra Ambrosio (see what I did there?) as the hottest demigod in that picture. I would do anything to get her to drop the restraining order(s).

    Best,

    My Penis The Weapon

  6. My Penis The Weapon 03/13/2013 14:52

    I feel like I may have blacked out for the last 5 minutes…

  7. TheBlackReturns 03/13/2013 14:56

    Chick on the right is hotter

  8. My Penis The Weapon 03/13/2013 15:01

    TheBlackReturns

    Exactly

  9. fellsa 03/13/2013 15:05

    Which one is she?

  10. My Penis The Weapon 03/13/2013 16:31

    Candice Swanpfasdofiasdflkjd is the far left

    Alesandra Ambrosio (see what I did there?) is on the far right

  11. ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/13/2013 22:44

    Three kinda hot chicks in a worthless post. I see better walking to work every day and laugh more at newspaper comics.

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