Candice Swandenpoel got together with her good looking friends to stand around and be good looking. The other two are nice but Swandenpoel has the ability to stop you dead in your tracks. Like most days I have nothing to say and I don’t even want to ruin this by attempting to try. I fear my profound lack of vocabulary skills and ability to string together a coherent sentence will not do this woman justice. So I’ll just say I bet her ass smells like Strawberry Haggen-Dazs and move on.
They could all benefit from a cock-meat sandwich
“Like most days I have nothing to say and I don’t even want to ruin this by attempting to try”… Blogging seems like a solid choice for you then.
I never comment, but seriously? Swandenpoel? Her name is Swanepoel you moron.
>I fear my profound lack of vocabulary skills and ability to string together a coherent sentence will not do this woman justice.<
Why? It hasn't stopped you before.
Yeah you stupid dumb moron! Who misspells things ever? WHO? You black hearted racist monster. I hope you die with a giant black (I must be racits too) dongle inside of you. May the odds ever not be in your favor! May your family burn alive while you watch. May you be forced to listen to Dickface Obama’s stupidity for the rest of your days. May the donkey haunt your children…all for misspelling the hardest to spell last name in history. You should have thought twice before writing this no doubt drug induced post. I bet Candice Swanpoafndfjkern has been stalking you, just about to make her move, and then she read this article and instead hired local goat herders to come and give you a goatse.
You shame mankind.
…sick bastard.
But other than that, good post. I respectfully disagree with your opinion and would put Alesandra Ambrosio (see what I did there?) as the hottest demigod in that picture. I would do anything to get her to drop the restraining order(s).
Best,
My Penis The Weapon
I feel like I may have blacked out for the last 5 minutes…
Chick on the right is hotter
TheBlackReturns
Exactly
Which one is she?
Candice Swanpfasdofiasdflkjd is the far left
Alesandra Ambrosio (see what I did there?) is on the far right
Three kinda hot chicks in a worthless post. I see better walking to work every day and laugh more at newspaper comics.
Well said, TheBlackReturns. ThisSiteIs: you’re gayer than your gay handle. You don’t see girls hotter than Victoria Secret models walking around everyday. If you do, then you’re a gay fashion designer. Summary: you’re a homo. Looks like Steve G. will fill the void of faggotry that was created when Brendan got fired. All three of these chicks are super hot. In fact, I’d take “her friends” over the one in the middle. Suggestion for Brendan and Steve G: get together and jerk each other off until you drown in each other’s cum. After all, these incredibly hot models are just not hot enough for you faggots.