China Challenges America With The Sausage Double Beef Burger

March 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Where is the nastiest, fattest, deadliest burger? It’s at McDonalds…in China. It’s a sausage double beef burger and it is a thing of beauty. Two “beef” patties, (it is China so it might be cat), and two sausages with mustard and a bun. You have to respect China for its balls. While we are adding garden salads and putting calorie counts on our fast food menus, China is creating a fuck-you-colon on a sesame seed bun. Some might see this as a novelty menu item or just a taste treat for the morbidly obese. I think it’s a challenge. The Chinese McDonalds honchos are throwing down the unhealthy gauntlet at the feet of the fast food giant’s American CEOs. I say we show them who the masters of cholesterol really are.

Who first expanded the waistbands of the world if not the USA? You think you can beat us by sticking a couple of sausages on a burger? Are we not the country that invented the KFC Double Down and the Taco Bell Cool Ranch Dorito Taco? We’re falling behind in innovation and it’s time we show the world that no one outfats us!

God that thing looks fucking delicious.


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