Chrissy Teigen knows how to use Twitter properly. To celebrate her 200,000 Twitter follower, or just because she was knocking a few back once more and accidentally hit the send button, the harsh-tongued (mmm, harsh tongue) SI model took to a naked spritz in an Instagram photo. Chrissy claims it’s spray tan. But any dude with half an imagination knows that’s jizz. And, yeah, I want that other chick’s job even if it doesn’t pay.