Chrissy Teigen Money Shot

By Steve G. March 11, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Chrissy Teigen knows how to use Twitter properly. To celebrate her 200,000 Twitter follower, or just because she was knocking a few back once more and accidentally hit the send button, the harsh-tongued (mmm, harsh tongue) SI model took to a naked spritz in an Instagram photo. Chrissy claims it’s spray tan. But any dude with half an imagination knows that’s jizz. And, yeah, I want that other chick’s job even if it doesn’t pay.

(8) Comments

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/11/2013 12:24

    Good to see that the seventh story posted on WWTDD today is one I read on another website Friday afternoon.

    Seriously, you guys need to find one or two good writers and just cover what’s current. This shit is bordering on the absurd.

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    Come On Man 03/11/2013 12:36

    Spray tan is…jizz. Got it…

    Good one. Don’t quit your day job, Steve Martin.

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    LoK 03/11/2013 12:52

    not really a fan if Chrissy

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    areyoueffingserious 03/11/2013 13:03

    Not even a racist joke about her already being “tan”? SMH.

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    Beppo 03/11/2013 13:12

    I wonder what her thoughts are about seeing a half-flaccid prick introduced to her through a hole in a bed-sheet.

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    Maybe_Observer 03/11/2013 13:47


    ….flabbergasted satisfaction….of course…..

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    Maybe_Observer 03/11/2013 13:50

    I’m glad someone had the sense to hose down this skank………

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    TheGirlRye 03/11/2013 17:46

    I thought this photo was super sexy when my husband showed it to me LAST FUCKING THURSDAY….

    Martha Stewart was hot in the 1800s, Eva Mendes gets a dog, more Bieber is a dickhead stories and this OLD ASS PHOTO..

    thanks for keeping up the pace WWTDD..

    Cutting edge stuff here.

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