We could dance around the truth with some polite rationalizations, but who has time for that. Let’s cut to it — Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies.
Oh, they fucking love African and African-American babies. Sandra Bullock, Madonna, Kristen Davis, Charlize Theron, Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg, Angelina Jolie, Joely Fisher, Mary Louise Parker, Mariska Hargitay, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Jillian Michaels to name a few of the pasty white Hollywood set showing off their children of color. And Katherine Heigl followed in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps, and pretty much every other gay couple in Hollywood, by re-igniting the adopt Asian trend. But nobody wants to give shelter to the Hispanic babies.
Because Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies.










I understand the attempt…..but this doesn’t even bring the slightest chuckle or smirk….
….even the baby tits are slack and flabby….
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This has become a rambling mess better suited for the 14 year old writer’s Facebook wall than a blog people actually used to enjoy coming to.
You got any examples, or are you just going to throw this out as a blanket statement? Sweet blog, bro.
Whoever thought this shit was good enough to post should be canned.
If you hate it so much, stop freaking coming here!
Whiny ass bitches…
The fun of coming here is watching a train wreck in progress and trolling clueless fucks like you. Thanks for playing the game.
Here’s the thing: If you’re going to write with the style of a middle-schooler, at least be funny. If you’re not going to be funny, at least write well. Doing neither simply does not work.
This is so unfunny I am actually depressed now.
why would you want a child that reminds you of your gardner?
Fun fact: Joel Coen and Francis McDormand adopted a Hispanic kid from Paraguay in the 90s.
I don’t even know why I visit this website anymore. This is fucking awful.