CONFIRMED: Celebrities Hate Hispanic Babies

By Johnny Redd March 05, 2013 @ 10:44 AM

We could dance around the truth with some polite rationalizations, but who has time for that. Let’s cut to it — Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies.

Oh, they fucking love African and African-American babies. Sandra Bullock, Madonna, Kristen Davis, Charlize Theron, Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg, Angelina Jolie, Joely Fisher, Mary Louise Parker, Mariska Hargitay, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Jillian Michaels to name a few of the pasty white Hollywood set showing off their children of color. And Katherine Heigl followed in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps, and pretty much every other gay couple in Hollywood, by re-igniting the adopt Asian trend. But nobody wants to give shelter to the Hispanic babies.

Because Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies.

(12) Comments

  1. Lick-it 03/05/2013 10:48

    I understand the attempt…..but this doesn’t even bring the slightest chuckle or smirk….

    ….even the baby tits are slack and flabby….

  2. Johnny Stoolpigeon 03/05/2013 10:50

    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  3. william146 03/05/2013 12:01

    This has become a rambling mess better suited for the 14 year old writer’s Facebook wall than a blog people actually used to enjoy coming to.

  4. RVonD 03/05/2013 12:30

    You got any examples, or are you just going to throw this out as a blanket statement? Sweet blog, bro.

  5. gkline 03/05/2013 12:34

    Whoever thought this shit was good enough to post should be canned.

  6. Maggots 03/05/2013 12:41

    If you hate it so much, stop freaking coming here!

    Whiny ass bitches…

  7. gkline 03/05/2013 12:43

    The fun of coming here is watching a train wreck in progress and trolling clueless fucks like you. Thanks for playing the game.

  8. RVonD 03/05/2013 12:46

    Here’s the thing: If you’re going to write with the style of a middle-schooler, at least be funny. If you’re not going to be funny, at least write well. Doing neither simply does not work.

  9. This Is Awful 03/05/2013 14:01

    This is so unfunny I am actually depressed now.

  10. DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:19

    why would you want a child that reminds you of your gardner?

  11. AlSharptonsHair 03/06/2013 00:38

    Fun fact: Joel Coen and Francis McDormand adopted a Hispanic kid from Paraguay in the 90s.

  12. d2517 03/06/2013 06:49

    I don’t even know why I visit this website anymore. This is fucking awful.

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