Courteney Cox Is Cadaverous

By Steve G. March 06, 2013 @ 3:43 AM

Courtney Cox stepped out into the sun for the first time in centuries to grab coffee looking a little hard-featured. Personally, I’ve never understood the love for her, at any point. I always like Rachel, and, under a dim light, after a fifth of gin, I might’ve also plowed Joey if he kept his mouth quiet. These pictures of the pale skinny Monica aren’t going to change that.

Courteney was always kind of haggard even during her heyday, looking like she could always use a meal in a homeless shelter, but Jesus. She has become so decrepit looking it honestly may be an improvement to shove her six feet under ground right now. She looks like she’s had her entire lifeforce completely drained from her body. That being said though, I would still happily do it with her because I look even worse and she’s famous.

Photo credit: FameFlynet


(2) Comments

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    fluxcapacitor 03/06/2013 14:56

    Funny how when I went to search for the post about Courtney Cox that Brendon made in the not too distant past, like less than a year ago I’m guessing, that nothing comes up at all. The post was quite complementary and noted that even though she’s like 50, she’s still a piece of ass.

    Fuck this site and Cunts that took it over and dropped Brendon.

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    SexyRicardSimmons 03/07/2013 00:12

    I’d fuck the shit out of her if I had the chance. The writer is a queer.

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