Courtney Stodden Reminds Everyone That She Has Tits

It’s easy to forget sometimes that women have tits. I know I’m guilty of this, as are most men. You’re looking a woman square in the face and she has to remind you, ‘Yo, dude, quit making eye contact and look down there. God gave me tits, you know.’

18 going on 47 fame whore Courtney Stodden felt obliged to give her eleven non-family member fans a reminder over the weekend that she has tits. It’s unfortunate that a woman like Courtney has to go on social media to remind men that she is actually an object and not just a person. If we could all just take a minute to imagine having sex with her while telling her not to talk so much, we could heal together.