Courtney Stodden Reminds Everyone That She Has Tits

By Bill March 18, 2013 @ 1:00 PM

It’s easy to forget sometimes that women have tits. I know I’m guilty of this, as are most men. You’re looking a woman square in the face and she has to remind you, ‘Yo, dude, quit making eye contact and look down there. God gave me tits, you know.’

18 going on 47 fame whore Courtney Stodden felt obliged to give her eleven non-family member fans a reminder over the weekend that she has tits. It’s unfortunate that a woman like Courtney has to go on social media to remind men that she is actually an object and not just a person. If we could all just take a minute to imagine having sex with her while telling her not to talk so much, we could heal together.


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(5) Comments

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    RangerLG 03/18/2013 14:25

    And she’s completely natural! Or so she says.

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    Maybe_Observer 03/18/2013 15:21

    NICE…..this chick has scriptwriters from WWTDD…

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    iSlomoshun 03/18/2013 15:21

    And she wears a padded push-up bra. She could be all natural..doesn’t mean they’re that big and look good.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 03/18/2013 18:36

    I guarantee that if she were DTF you, that would be a pretty decent ride.

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    wayne44870 03/19/2013 14:22

    She makes me wonder if she is one of those chicks that would be a horrible f-ck….just lay there because they think they are god’s gift.

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