Dorks Get Fired For Making Lame Computer Sex Jokes

By Jack March 22, 2013 @ 2:26 PM

No one can take a joke anymore, even a stupid nerdy one. It all started when a humorless bitch named Adria Richards overheard two dorks joking at the PyCon developers conference. They talked about their big “dongles” and how they looked forward to “forking repos”. Not only is it not funny it’s only offensive if you are looking to get offended. The guys and their dongles got fired. Then she was hit by a barrage of threats and her site was hacked by Anonymous. Then she got shit canned too, presumably for being the world’s wettest blanket. As a person who makes their living making sophomoric jokes about sex, this kind of thing really zaps my P-Ram, (ugh). In a job I recently started I had to sit through a 30 minute video with a quiz at the end about inappropriate jokes. The conclusion: you can’t say anything out loud. Not even ‘tits’. Who wants to live in that world?

(10) Comments

  1. The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/22/2013 14:34

    Liberals do…..welcome to their world.

  2. SomeoneluvsU 03/22/2013 15:22

    Lewis and Gilbert would have been soooo busted.

  3. countpoopoo 03/22/2013 15:26

    Oh Mildly Tanned Knight, can’t tell if you were trying to say something stupid in an attempt to be funny, or if you are just stupid and coincidentally funny. Either way drink allot of beer tonight, and then go drive as fast as you can.

  4. Maybe_Observer 03/22/2013 15:52

    What a f*uc*king useless w*hore…..I hope she gets c*unt cancer….

  5. The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/22/2013 19:01

    So Count, you’re claiming that political correctness and hate speech laws aren’t Liberal constructs? That a comedian in Canada didn’t get prosecuted for making a joke about a lesbian in a club he was working (due to Liberal hate speech legislation in that country)?

    Sounds like you got a head-start on the drinking thing. Hope you have a fun drive….

  6. Forbus 03/22/2013 19:20

    The most enraging thing about this post is that you actually make a living writing it.

  7. custard 03/23/2013 05:57

    you make a living doing this ?

  8. Protozoa 03/23/2013 11:40

    Actually the joke’s pretty funny. You’re just a dipshit who wouldn’t understand it in the first place. And based on your writing, your idea of humor is painfully and excruciatingly unfunny.

  9. Ignatius 03/23/2013 12:03

    I wish this site fired people for making unfunny jokes.

  10. cmdrlinux 03/24/2013 19:46

    oh excuse me, from Frisky Dingo

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