These woman-boy sex stories seem to be getting more common these days. Or maybe I’m just getting more jealous. Former NFL Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Garner was arrested for “following a 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.” Nobody would have even known this 43-year old cheerleader tried to blow this kid if the boy hadn’t ran off in tears to tell his mom. Imagine the horror his mom must’ve felt when she heard this story and realized that her son was a homo.
See if you can figure out which bleached blonde is Elizabeth:
I’ve seen a picture of her without her makeup on and I must say, Thank god for makeup.
Sorry but if I’m 12 and a wrinkly old lady grabs my schwantz, I’m running to mommy too.
cougars need love-en too
F1rd720 and Cybergy……..
……AFTER I spewed a load in my underoos….[.because I doubt (at 12) I could have "lasted" long enough to get it out (still can't).....]……
….I would have run and told…….everyone EXCEPT my mother……..
reminds me of my neighbors sister when i was growing up, even though she wasn’t that old
Bill, this was a great post and much more consistent with what made this site great. keeps these coming!
This kid’s mom has to be a single mom.
Any father who found out his his kid got propositioned by some high caliber cougarpoon and told on her to his mommy would beat his child to death with a hammer.
Agree with Cpoy. Was on the fence about the new direction and tone of this site, but that was a brilliant punchline.