These woman-boy sex stories seem to be getting more common these days. Or maybe I’m just getting more jealous. Former NFL Titans cheerleader Elizabeth Garner was arrested for “following a 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.” Nobody would have even known this 43-year old cheerleader tried to blow this kid if the boy hadn’t ran off in tears to tell his mom. Imagine the horror his mom must’ve felt when she heard this story and realized that her son was a homo.
See if you can figure out which bleached blonde is Elizabeth: