Any man who’s ever been sick or unemployed or just worked swing shift in an Eastern European circus knows that daytime television is bereft of anything worth stroking too. Unless you’re in the three percent of men busting it to children’s programming, or the nine percent of men organizing their junk closet to Anderson Cooper, there’s not much out there for the rest of us. But there was Elizabeth Hasselbeck. And if you were able to tug one out to Elizabeth, surrounded by Whoopi and Joy Behar, dammit, that was some triumph of the male spirit.
So when media rumors erupted over the weekend that Hasselbeck was being given the lady-shove off The View, I assembled my feelings into a truly horrible video mashup, the mix taped of this millenium. Then, Barbara Walters went on TV today to announce that boner killer Joy Behar was leaving the show, not Hasselbeck, who is staying because what the fuck else is she going to do? But I’ll be damned if I’m going to waste a shitty video tribute. So, Lizzy, this one’s for you.
She is kinda hot. Nice to see a good looking woman argue with some butt ugly libs.
If you spent half the time writing material for this site that you did on this stupid video, then maybe this site would be worth visiting.
This site was half the reason I would get on the internet. All things cant last forever i guess. Its like when a hot chick gets in a car accident and is know mentally retarded.
:(
Where did all the other posts go?
Lady-shove, huh?
Sigh.
But if she’s still PY, who cares if she’s retarded.
I’ve always said the best tribute videos are the ones that spell the person’s name wrong before you’re even a full second into it.
Old school Elisabeth Hasselbeck lover from her survivor days
She looks good enough for me….