You know you’ve been waiting for Emma Watson to grow up and be the sexpot she was born to be since you saw her in Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. That way you don’t feel like such an old perv. In this trailer for Sofia Coppola’s latest movie The Bling Ring, Hermione is being sexy as shit. She’s licking her lips and dancing like a stripper at a club and just being generally friggin’ hot. The movie is based on the true story of a group of teenage girls that went around robbing useless slutbags like Paris Hilton and Megan Fox in 2008. First of all, we totally condone that kind of thievery. Secondly, it’s nice to see Sofia Coppola making a decent looking movie instead of just another Sofia Coppola high-browed piece of shit she gets to make because of who her uncle is. The Virgin Suicides was OK but the rest of her movies blow. Ask yourself if you actually liked Lost In Translation or if you pretended to in order to impress indie chicks you were trying to bed. That’s what I thought.
Now if you don’t mind, I’ll be in the bathroom with this clip and a bottle of Berty Bott’s Every Flavor Lube.