Women hate Eva Mendes because she’s getting boned by Ryan Gosling. Men hate Eva Mendes because they can’t have her. What’s a misunderstood sexy Latina to do? Buy a big fucking dog that eats slower children. If you so much as glance at Eva’s tits, that brute is going to take his canines to your unmentionables. And you’re not getting that shit sewn back on. That dog looks like a swallower.
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So does your mother
My “unmentionables?”
Are you referring to my panites that say, “Heil Hitler” on the pouch?
Beppo……..
….you seem to “mention” those at every reunion…….