‘Fossilman’ Hired a Chick Hooker, Not a Dude

It sucks to be famous. When you’re a nobody and you get busted soliciting a prostitute, nobody gives a shit. Even the police who are forced by some city councilman to cuff dudes looking to get jiggy with a pro don’t really give a shit. But, when you’re famous, that equation all changes. And things can get fucked up fast.

Early this morning TMZ reported that World Series of Poker champ Greg ‘Fossilman’ Raymer got nailed for soliciting a male hooker for services of top/bottom nature. And faster than the speed of the Internet, one million news outlets were reporting that Fossilman got arrested trying to cash hook up with a bro. Oh, shit, sorry. Update a few hours later, it was a woman. Do you think Fossilman’s wife was relieved or just more pissed when that worm turned?

Since we have zero journalistic standards here, far be it for us to criticize TMZ on their breaking news reporting standards. But as to being busted with a male hooker or female hooker, you’ve got to get that one right.