‘Fossilman’ Hired a Chick Hooker, Not a Dude

By Bill March 15, 2013 @ 3:31 PM

It sucks to be famous. When you’re a nobody and you get busted soliciting a prostitute, nobody gives a shit. Even the police who are forced by some city councilman to cuff dudes looking to get jiggy with a pro don’t really give a shit. But, when you’re famous, that equation all changes. And things can get fucked up fast.

Early this morning TMZ reported that World Series of Poker champ Greg ‘Fossilman’ Raymer got nailed for soliciting a male hooker for services of top/bottom nature. And faster than the speed of the Internet, one million news outlets were reporting that Fossilman got arrested trying to cash hook up with a bro. Oh, shit, sorry. Update a few hours later, it was a woman. Do you think Fossilman’s wife was relieved or just more pissed when that worm turned?

Since we have zero journalistic standards here, far be it for us to criticize TMZ on their breaking news reporting standards. But as to being busted with a male hooker or female hooker, you’ve got to get that one right.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

  1. Shiss 03/15/2013 15:49

    I’m surprised it was a woman. Because poker is so gay.

  2. Ass Mint 03/15/2013 17:06

    Looks like he wasn’t holding a straight

  3. My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 17:20

    at least he’s not wrapping his hands around a chicks throat and banging away while screaming Powerman 5,000…That would be messed up

  4. RangerLG 03/18/2013 09:02

    Nothing says Douchebag like X-Ray specs at a poker table.

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