Point: Halle Berry Is OK At Best

By Steve G. March 12, 2013 @ 3:33 PM

I don’t know if its because I’m possibly gay or because I’m definitely incredibly racist but Halle Berry does absolutely nothing for me. That’s why it shocks me to hear people talking about her appearance on Leno last night. Mostly because I didn’t know people still watched Leno and  like every other guy on the planet I take it as a personal insult that she still cuts her hair short. Proving once again no one can pull this look off and that Halle Berry is still a mean, conniving wench who wouldn’t have sex with me that one time. Burn. Mission accomplished. Consider your career ruined Halle!

(8) Comments

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    God Hath Spoken 03/12/2013 15:38

    I refuse to watch anything with that hack leno in it.

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    LoK 03/12/2013 16:16

    I fucking hate it when women cut their hair short, it supersedes her beautiful face and nice big chesticales…well that and shes nuckin’ futs

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    Dandu 03/12/2013 16:38

    Let’s see:

    A joke about being a racist, a joke about how girls should never cut their hair and a joke about a personal relationship with the model/actress in question.

    Dude, you completely stole Brendon’s bit. It’s like you copied and pasted one of his old stories. Being a thief is even worse than not being funny…

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    wayne44870 03/12/2013 17:47

    I do like her hair longer; but dayum I think she is still one nice piece!

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 19:50


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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 19:50

    Wait…..I meant gorgeous tits…..

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 19:50

    …or….I’d gorge myself on those fabulous mammaries……..

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    sgraf_x 03/12/2013 19:59

    Her looks jumped the shark about the same time she became a mom. She was really hot but that stupid short haircut and her age dont go well together.

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