Holy Cow!

March 26, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

There are only three certainties in life. Death. Taxes. And that Kim Kardashian was destined to be a ginormous tub of fame whore goo. Just like you can keep death at the doorstep with some unholy underworld alliances, so too has Kim Kardashian celebrity cumguzzled her way into a temporary bypass of her BBW genetic destiny. But as the demon seed grows deep within her rotund belly, devilish deals are unsealing. Kim’s body parts are unbridling into an outcome that will necessarily involve lots of Japanese model tanks and army soldiers trying to drive Kim back into Tokyo Bay.

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