Is It Time to Send Kim to the Squeezing Room Yet?

By Lex March 01, 2013 @ 3:41 PM

Filled with her bastard baby, the future fatty and soon forgotten Kim Kardashian has been shaking off rumors that she plans to sell off her future baby conceived through sweaty butt sex with Kanye West (a double miracle of conception as it was Kim who was plugging Kanye up the ass). We started those rumors, so I think you can call them dubious at best.

By the time Kim gets to divorce trial in May with the NBA baller who didn’t realize he was signing off to be her next cuckold paycheck, she’s going to look like a fucking aircraft carrier, complete with sailor jag-off lining the walls of her sleeping quarters.

Photo credit: AKM/GSI

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(18) Comments

  1. avatar
    Butt Plug 03/01/2013 15:45

    Sweet Tap Dancing Christ!!!!

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    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 15:49

    What is that Orca Whale doing out of the ocean?

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    RangerLG 03/01/2013 15:52

    Are we really going here now? Is a Lohan post next?

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    Beppo 03/01/2013 15:55

    She looks like an Italian man who once paid me to urinate on him

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 03/01/2013 15:55

    Now even the people that write this drek don’t want to put there names on it.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/01/2013 15:55

    Instead being driven around in a limo, she should be transported in a cattle car via rail.

  7. avatar
    sayonara 03/01/2013 16:01

    Never posted, but have had wwtdd bookmarked for a long time. Is this entry really indicative of what the site is going to be?

    While updates may have been slow before this new batch, at least the postings were quality. This is just filler bullshit that you can find on any other site, with an extremely FORCED edge to it.

    I would like to say that I will never visit again, but I really enjoy trainwrecks… so keep the updates coming.

  8. avatar
    LoK 03/01/2013 16:25

    Heffalump

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    Shibby9386 03/01/2013 16:54

    I love how whoever is trying to replicate Brandon’s post in order to make them seem the same but if way fucking off. This shit is going to shit. Good luck….

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    Lick-it 03/01/2013 16:57

    The extra adjectives…..while understandable in the 19th century…..no longer add value to writing….

  11. avatar
    LoK 03/01/2013 18:52

    MAN THE HARPOONS!

  12. avatar
    NeverBrook 03/01/2013 21:01

    The comments are the only thing bringing me back at this point.

  13. avatar
    woody 03/01/2013 22:10

    Holy hell this is embarrassing. Who ever writes this SHIT is trying to sound like Brenden and is failing. Get your own voice for fucks sake. Stop being a POSER.

  14. avatar
    Shank Peters 03/01/2013 23:45

    I hate everything about this…. I just come here to see how long this remains up….

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    AdrianMoss 03/02/2013 02:01

    Kim Kardashian or obese penguin?

  16. avatar
    dag696 03/02/2013 02:31

    wow that whole post was as unfunny as fuck. what would tyler durden do? he wouldnt waste his time reading this shmeg.

  17. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/02/2013 03:09

    >The comments are the only thing bringing me back at this point<

    THIS..

  18. avatar
    Kanye is an ass 03/02/2013 11:09

    What a cow!

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