My greatest dream in life, even bigger than the one where I’m giant size and I step on all the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder, bigger than that, is having Jennifer Love Hewitt jump into my arms tits first with her blue panties riding up her backside because she’s squeezing so hard. Yes, it’s a specific dream. And some other bastard got to live it on the set of The Client List. He’s her new boyfriend, and plays her husband on the show. Which is so damn cliche. Almost as cliche as my dream. Not the stomping one. The boobs in the face and blue panties one.
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Fat, skinny, short, tall, crazy, sane, blue panties, no panties, I don’t care. I’d still wreck this chick.
THE QUESTION IS. WOULD SHE WANT A DRANGED SICK PRICK LIKE YOU?
We at WWTDD aren’t exactly fans of this chick. Historically, she’s been unattractive, desperate and annoying. That kind of ruins it.
I’ve noticed the new writers are being nice to people that are not-exactly-liked by readers, and are mean to people that are moreso-liked by readers.
There hasn’t been a positive Jennifer Love Hewitt story in this site in like…ever? And there have been LOTS of negative ones. So starting to be nice now might not be the best route.
It’s not that you can’t write funny jokes. I don’t think the new writers really even understand the people here. We’re a slanted bunch who want a certain tone and opinion delivered, because that’s who we are. You’re basically FOX writing pro-Obama rhetoric at this point, and it’s not gonna fly.
Jesus christ, this is pitiful. Let me help you. Below is the wretched drivel you wrote. You will recognize it by its complete lack of punctuation, solid thought process, or humor. Seriously, this one single fucking sentence. Did you people fire your editors as well?You cannot deny this is written by a sixth grader. Pathetic:
“My greatest dream in life, even bigger than the one where I’m giant size and I step on all the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder, bigger than that, is having Jennifer Love Hewitt jump into my arms tits first with her blue panties riding up her backside because she’s squeezing so hard.”
If that non-attempt at a joke is what we are forced to work with, let me show you what it should look like when written in English. I won’t even address what an asinine passage it is, I’ll just correct the very basic grammar mistakes you people are paying to have scrawled on your page instead of hiring talented and educated writers:
My greatest dream in life (even GREATER [keep it consistent] than the one where I HAVE GROWN TO GIANT PROPORTIONS and step on the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder) is TO HAVE Jennifer Love Hewitt jump into my arms, tits first, with her blue panties riding up her backside because she’s squeezing so hard.
I’ve often wondered what happened to little retarded Billy from elementary school. Congrats Billy! And people said you wouldn’t amount to shit after your dad ran over your head with his tractor.
Here’s the thing……
….look at those panties and imagine the scene with Jack Black in “Shallow Hal”…..
That being said……I’d fuck JLH….because….well….I LIKE fuckin’…..
And you KNOW you could pound on that big Ol ass all DAY and she’d keep going
@zionium amen!!
LMAO@gkline
This site has historically hated her… which I love about this site. Take all of your money/children/canned food/father’s wrist watch, et – and hire your old writer/writers back. Beg.
I’ll give you one more week and I am moving on. (Been a fan of this site for 4 years… please stop raping it)….
Is this site run by 12 year olds now? Really??? You are showing us a sliver of a fat chicks panties.
I’ve been reading Tyler for about 6 years now and this is the first time I’ve signed up for an account. Why did I sign up to post here now, after 7 long years of reading great articles on my favorite (and admittedly ONLY) celebrity gossip site? Because somehow this Bill gentleman decided to make a post about Jennifer Love Chew-it that shone a positive light on her behemoth backside. Seriously, Bill, look at the pictures.
Why are you here? Why are you writing for this website? Most importantly, how do you find the time during high school passing periods to conjure up useless articles like this?
I can’t say it much more eloquently that zionium did, but you shouldn’t say anything at all. Just nothing.