My greatest dream in life, even bigger than the one where I'm giant size and I step on all the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder, bigger than that, is having Jennifer Love Hewitt jump into my arms tits first with her blue panties riding up her backside because she's squeezing so hard. Yes, it's a specific dream. And some other bastard got to live it on the set of The Client List. He's her new boyfriend, and plays her husband on the show. Which is so damn cliche. Almost as cliche as my dream. Not the stomping one. The boobs in the face and blue panties one.
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