Jim Carrey returned to the big screen for the first time in nearly two years with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone earlier this month, and so far it has been a huge bomb. But even if the film were a smash hit, people wouldn't be talking about it, because it's his recent Funny or Die effort that has people freaking out and stockpiling ammo for the coming Civil War.
Entitled "Cold Dead Hand", Carrey's music video is a country music throwback that picks a fight with Charlton Heston's cold, dead, decomposed hand by mocking his infamous NRA battle cry. So what happens when the guy whose tiny dick you're making fun of is too dead to defend himself? Fox News comes to his rescue in the easiest PR stunt that any failing actor could ask for.
Specifically, host of Red Eye and panelist on The Five Greg Gutfield teed off Carrey, accusing him of "killing more people than rifles" because he opposes vaccines, before going after him on Twitter. And really, nothing counters someone's claim that you have a tiny penis like trying to fight someone on Twitter. I don't even know how Gutfield can wear pants with that huge dick of his.