Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked

By Jack March 05, 2013 @ 3:45 PM

Middle-aged lesbian Justin Bieber received a cold reception from his Limey fans when they booed him at a London concert. Why would his dedicated fan base of overweight menstruating girls and closeted boys jeer their ferret-faced idol? He was two fucking hours late for his show. Like a typical teen pop star douche nozzle he didn’t give a shit that his fans were waiting around in a cramped stadium with no tea and crumpets to eat. The semi-tarded kids’ parents had to wait outside in their minivans for the delayed concert to end, so they were all kinds of angry red-faced British as well. Bieber tried to play it down, called it a ‘technical problem’ which I can only guess meant he was having his annual pap smear.

While it’s sweet justice to see teen girls booing their virtual first dildo, it’s simply not enough. When you walk through a Bieber concert venue you should be handed a brick. If Justin shows up late you throw the brick at his princess head. If you are in the front rows you can actually jump on stage and repeatedly smash that shit-eating grin off his face. A few lost teeth will remind Justin of the importance of punctuality. Actually, they should do that even if he isn’t late. Like while he sleeps. Maybe he won’t wake up.

wwtdd

(17) Comments

  1. Lick-it 03/05/2013 15:51

    Thank GOD someone is keeping track of Bieber…..

  2. RangerLG 03/05/2013 16:03

    He just had a whole lot more cum to swallow than normal. That is the land of Boy George after all. Also, the writing sucks.

  3. TheGirlRye 03/05/2013 16:06

    So I am assuming all that word vomit was a story about Justin Bieber being late to his concert.

    Get some good fucking writers or shut down this site.

    It’s just sad.

  4. Ass Mint 03/05/2013 16:22

    Give her a break. Chicks always make you wait.

  5. This Is Awful 03/05/2013 16:26

    Agreed TGR, was there something funny to say about this? Probably. This post surely wasn’t it though.

  6. PunkA 03/05/2013 16:27

    Not only are the writers shit here, they are stupid as well.

  7. SomeoneluvsU 03/05/2013 16:29

    Did Bieber show any side boob?
    That always gets the crowd haawawwt

  8. Johnny Stoolpigeon 03/05/2013 16:52

    This was the worst joke that never ended

  9. Forbus 03/05/2013 16:59

    You could have made your point in three sentences. “Tea and crumpets?” Awful, just awful.

  10. LoK 03/05/2013 17:54

    The new writers think they have to write a novel to try to be funny

  11. Squabbler 03/05/2013 18:41

    This is actually the first entry I’ve enjoyed. Kudos.

  12. Maggots 03/05/2013 19:11

    Or you could quit being whiny bastards and go away if you don’t like it here…

  13. emmdee 03/05/2013 22:24

    There are about 20 people who still read the site. I just do it to see how bad it’s gotten. All the rambling doesn’t make it funny. It just makes it less tolerable. There’s no way these writers will last. If the writers were smart, they’d all pool their money together, contact brendon, and see if he’d accept half of their salaries to ghostwrite the site.

  14. emmdee 03/05/2013 22:32

    If Bieber wanted to do his fans a favor, he’d end his concerts two hours early.

  15. DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:18

    Tighten up the delivery, that was like reading a fuckin novel. I don’t read novels, especially ones about little teenage shitbags.

  16. Pottz 03/06/2013 13:48

    Somebody at WWTDD sure does wanna suck Justin Beibers dick…really bad!!!

  17. Al Bundy 03/06/2013 14:15

    >While it’s sweet justice to see teen girls booing their virtual first dildo<

    This did make me laugh. Post could have been decent if it was shortened up.

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