Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked

Middle-aged lesbian Justin Bieber received a cold reception from his Limey fans when they booed him at a London concert. Why would his dedicated fan base of overweight menstruating girls and closeted boys jeer their ferret-faced idol? He was two fucking hours late for his show. Like a typical teen pop star douche nozzle he didn’t give a shit that his fans were waiting around in a cramped stadium with no tea and crumpets to eat. The semi-tarded kids’ parents had to wait outside in their minivans for the delayed concert to end, so they were all kinds of angry red-faced British as well. Bieber tried to play it down, called it a ‘technical problem’ which I can only guess meant he was having his annual pap smear.

While it’s sweet justice to see teen girls booing their virtual first dildo, it’s simply not enough. When you walk through a Bieber concert venue you should be handed a brick. If Justin shows up late you throw the brick at his princess head. If you are in the front rows you can actually jump on stage and repeatedly smash that shit-eating grin off his face. A few lost teeth will remind Justin of the importance of punctuality. Actually, they should do that even if he isn’t late. Like while he sleeps. Maybe he won’t wake up.