Justin Bieber Collapses; Rushed to Hospital (Why Rush?)

By Johnny Redd March 07, 2013 @ 8:26 PM









Damn, who feels bad/prescient/hopeful now, when just yesterday I wrote:

First Chavez, now Paul Bearer, that doesn’t bode well for one celebrity come tomorrow, as these things always happen in threes. Maybe Bieber will prove this stupid superstition out and we can stop calling it a stupid superstition and just celebrate its justness.

But, fear not easily excitable tween girls and twink-loving senior bears, while Bieber did collapse at his London concert tonight, he bravely, like a fucking heroic god of war, finished his crooning for the screaming hordes before being ‘rushed’ to the hospital.

You can’t kill Justin Bieber. You can only hope to poke him with a cattle prod.

wwtdd

(10) Comments

  1. roblowe69 03/07/2013 20:38

    God Damn. You’re a fucking prescient master. Your omnipotence of all things Bieber is incredible. Maybe you should start a new blog so “excitable tween girls and twink-loving senior bears,” can read it. Because that is who you pander to; your writing is terrible, uninteresting and boring. Bad form. No former loyal read of this site gives two shits about Justin Bieber, unless he’s bleeding or dead. Perhaps you should try to emulate your predecessor’s style, rather than bore us all with your platitudinous banal prose. I know, that’s redundant. And so is 99% of the bullshit you write.

    Give up now.

  2. scogini 03/07/2013 21:03

    Aw Snap! roblowe69 you totally told him! They should just shut the site down at this point… You hear that Buzzmedia? If you don’t stop, roblowe69 (69, really?) is totally gonna comment on your posts and add to the page views so hard that you’re gonna have to cash those checks in person!

  3. Toast 03/07/2013 21:28

    Little Bieber will soon go the way of Vanilla Ice….I rather see him go the way of Heath Ledger…
    *starts to pray

  4. xergius 03/07/2013 22:01

    Johny Redd you suck. and scogini shut the F*ck up.

  5. Shortshanks 03/07/2013 23:54

    1.) Thank goodness someone is keeping track of Bieber for us….

    2.) Did the reports confirm exactly how many pints of goat-semen had to be pumped out of Bieber’s stomach..??

  6. Shortshanks 03/07/2013 23:58

    If this site iinsists on tracking every thing that’s been done by Bieber…….

    ….can those reports at least focus on Selena Gomez…??

  7. Maybe_Observer 03/08/2013 01:20

    Did I hear someone say Selena Gomez….???

  8. Toast 03/08/2013 08:09

    I for one love Mrs Onserver.

    Nice Avatars!!!!!

  9. Toast 03/08/2013 08:13

    Fucking auto correct…..
    Mrs Observer*

    I hear R0kan is in Rome right now. He is on the running for the new Pope.
    Espiritu Santi

  10. Shortshanks 03/08/2013 12:30

    Roken as Pope……??

    ….wow the priest shortage is so bad they’re hiring Jews..??

    …maybe Roken has the edge due to his experience with young teen boys….

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