Justin Bieber Restrained Because He’s One Bad-Ass Buttercup

At some point in the douchebag lifecycle, you reach self-awareness. If you’re lucky, it happens early, in junior high school when you look in the mirror and realize you look like a total dick for putting gel in your hair. But it eventually happens to everyone. Even Colin Farrell.

Justin Bieber’s yet to reach that point. He doesn’t understand that his bodyguard is holding him back to keep him from getting his ass kicked by a photographer, not the other way around. What exactly is the 120-pound pop star going to do if he’s let loose? The last time he took on a pap, he threw a spaghetti-armed haymaker that missed by three feet and then bitch kicked his purple mid-tops at the dude. Even angry little Chris Brown knows to get his posse doing the man work.

Bieber will someday look in the mirror and be ashamed for what he has become. And there will probably be a big naked dude grunting right behind him telling him to quit his crying.