At some point in the douchebag lifecycle, you reach self-awareness. If you’re lucky, it happens early, in junior high school when you look in the mirror and realize you look like a total dick for putting gel in your hair. But it eventually happens to everyone. Even Colin Farrell.
Justin Bieber’s yet to reach that point. He doesn’t understand that his bodyguard is holding him back to keep him from getting his ass kicked by a photographer, not the other way around. What exactly is the 120-pound pop star going to do if he’s let loose? The last time he took on a pap, he threw a spaghetti-armed haymaker that missed by three feet and then bitch kicked his purple mid-tops at the dude. Even angry little Chris Brown knows to get his posse doing the man work.
Bieber will someday look in the mirror and be ashamed for what he has become. And there will probably be a big naked dude grunting right behind him telling him to quit his crying.
A Martha Stewart AND Justin Bieber post on the same day? Someone pinch me, I’m officially in hell.
That’s just Bieber being put into his car seat.
Just like Martha Stewart….I think I’d tap that. Sure her 1994 beanie doesn’t fit and hind of looks like a condom tip, but her mouth is in a shape in the picture that lets me know she knows what she’s doing when it come’t blowie-J’s.
CgiBinLaden
Lol. Nice one.
Uncle Beppo has some hard candies in his trouser pockets . . .
Sounds good, Beppo……
….what flavor…..??
CGIBin Laden……..
…only you can save us…….
Your sentence fragment alone on this post would have gone viral……
HIRE HIM, guys….
Lick-It, appreciate the support – but in looking around, I wasn’t the first to think of it, even though I didn’t knowingly rip it off. There’s even some half-decent photoshops.
I’m just a working stiff like the rest of ya.