Kim Kardashian Gets Bloody Money Shot

By Bill March 13, 2013 @ 12:19 PM


If this were a fill in the blanket contest and you heard, ‘Kim Kardashian just got sprayed in the face with _________’, the word ‘blood’ probably wouldn’t come to mind. It came up number seven on my own list, well after jizz, Khloe shat, kumquat juice, AstroGlide, small foreign coins, and Kanye punches. Still, it happened. Because in a desperate attempt to cover up the fact that the Kim Death Star is now nearly the size of a celestial object, Kim shot her face up with fatty blood from her arm. It’s some new 90210 procedure meant to get rid of wrinkles in your face.

You know what else gets rid of wrinkles in your face? Not being a money-sucking merchandise whore bearing the bastard baby of a demented fashion-rapper. Hindsight is 20-20. So onto the bloody injections.

(9) Comments

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    vandywisky 03/13/2013 12:27

    I’ll give her five years before she looks like Michael Jackson’s corpse.

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    raine_31 03/13/2013 12:36

    I like that this didn’t go on forever. Insult stupid whore KK and get out.

    Love it.

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    Beppo 03/13/2013 12:37


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    LoK 03/13/2013 12:54

    vandywisky – she cant get that skinny

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    Maybe_Observer 03/13/2013 13:13


    ….excellent analysis……

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/13/2013 13:27

    I thought she was in a blueberry pie eating contest.

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    CgiBinLaden 03/13/2013 13:54

    A Kardashian with bodily fluids on her face is status quo.

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    LoK 03/13/2013 13:58

    yeah, but its different cuz its her own fluids

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    ChristPopsicle 03/13/2013 22:56

    Fill in the blanket?

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