Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we would get along, then burrowing in between her tits. Turns out it’s Lara Alvarez, who is apparently a sideline reporter in Spain who is gorgeous and also occasionally models. She also balls Spanish soccer player Sergio Ramos. Or did. I only know this because I saw these photos and then did some extensive Googling and came across her Wikipedia page. Of course it was written entirely in Spanish and the translation also happens to be talking about a man, so who knows what to believe right now.

Alas, our love seems not meant to be, partly because of the language barrier and partly because looking the way I look would get me dragged away in cuffs if I came within five feet of this chick. So instead I’ll just stay in my comfort zone and try to rustle up what little dignity I have left and come to terms with the fact that watching BBW immobility porn on Nudevista is the highlight of my sex life. I’m joking of course, I have no dignity left. So to recap that’s blah blah Lara Alvarez blah blah mediocre sex joke blah blah  pics below.

You can also watch Lara do nothing but stare like a hot chick and talk to her dog in Spanish for six minutes here: